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    December 10th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez

    (kamay ko yan, nag aambubag ako)

    i was on my way out of the intensive care unit when i heard the hospital’s intercom boom with the phrase “paging all nurses on duty, code red to ER now!” call me bad pero a code red excites me(just like madamme che che lolz) - action to baby! lolz…

    from the ICU, i took the cardiac board and the endotracheal set (the ET set is what doctors use to help support the respirations of a patient dying or not)…

    sakto! there was a need to revive the patient because the patient was in cardiac and pulmonary arrest…

    with adrenaline pumping through my veins, walang panicky feeling, pero there was a need to do things fast…

    the patient’s pupils were dilated but still reactive to light, there were minor lacerations and abrasions on the face but his abdomen has a bulge which looked like the area hit by the ten wheeler truck, we were all guessing that there was some organ or blood vessel that ruptured upon impact inside his abdominal cavity which might be causing severe internal bleeding, luckily, the patient has a cardiac rate but the blood pressure can only be taken through palpation. we were performing continuous ambu-bagging, started an IV line and dripped his fluids fast to spike up the BP, pushed 3 ampules of epinephrine to support the patient’s heart in pumping blood, monitored his NVS and VS……………..

    eventually, the patient was revived… before i left the hospital, the patient was conscious, and with spontaneous breathing…

    in a previous entry, i mentioned there that i would like to see a patient in cardio and pulmonary arrest revived. kumbaga, us nurses and doctors would steal him back from kamatayan’s kalawit, and tonight, we did.

    again, nothing beats the power of prayer…….

    pero let’s accept the fact that not all patients will ever be revived and stolen back from kamatayan’s kalawit.

    Posted in SERIOUS, work | tagged , , | | 1 Comments

    conyo explaining the details of twilight

    December 9th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez

    kasi pare its like this. may isa daw girl na hot daw pare. pero pale siya kasi she’s not taken cared of her nanay pare. tapos pare shes an emo daw kasi nga she’s not loved by the mundo at para siyang dead na bata na galit sa earth. tapos pare, she transferred daw ng tirahan kasi daw shes so emo para sa luma niyang crib. sabi niya sa nanay niya “tangina mo mom gusto ko lumipat kay dad”. tangina pare her nanay didn’t get angry. sabi lang ng nanay niya “tangina mo pare wag ka mag curse”.

    so she transferred sa tatay niya di ba? when she arrived there sabi niya, “tangina erpat bakit its rainy here?” sabi ng erpat niya “gago its the “bur” months na! malamig na tangena”. so nagwonder yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating “girl na pale at emo”.

    so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng ride ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya “tangina mo sa’yo na tong ride ko”. sabi niya “salamat tay”.

    pagkarating niyang school dude pare, she saw a lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang dead. sabi ni girl na pale at emo “hot pare”.

    nung chem lab na ni girl na pale at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging dead. so nung tinignan siya nung poging dead, ang sour ng face nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay girl na pale at emo, you know? like eeew daw pare.

    sabi ni poging dead “tangina mo”. sabi ni girl na pale at emo “tangina KA”. sabi ni poging dead “tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*”. sabi ni girl na pale at emo “oo nga noh. TANGINA MO”. sabi ni poging dead “tangina mo gago vampire ako”. tapos he removed his damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.

    so pare na in love si girl na pale at emo kay poging dead. si poging dead on the other hand sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.

    “eow poh… ahihihihi”

    “bebe mwahugz,….. ^^,”

    so after that nagpunta sila sa grass area kasi…. you know. tapos sabi ni poging dead “ikaw na life ko now” sabi ni girl na pale at emo “tangina mo gago, youre dead na kaya”. sabi ni poging bangkay “TANGINA KA”.

    tapos nagsex sila

    so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng details sa buong story. intense ayt? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao.

    Posted in FUNNY, Rants | tagged , , , , | | 1 Comments

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