AMPLASTIK!
September 5th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
SANDAMAKMAK NA PLASTIK!!!
Mainit nanaman ulo ko!!! Ask me why!!! I said ask me why!!! You: okay, why? (nyahahaha) my mom (super supportive stage mother of the century) and I were invited to attend a party, and at that party, I was able to catch some chismax, and it concerns me.
I don’t listen and I usually don’t get affected by any chismax that I hear, but this one touched a nerve, pero I still kept my cool. The host of the party was talking to my mom (alam mo na ang mga lahi ni Eba, eh, basta) the issue was that a certain woman, cannot believe that I passed the board exam and that it was my second take na daw, okay, maybe that was an honest mistake, maybe she thought that I’m old na and that I graduated from college many centuries ago, okay, no problem about that, pero what touched my nerve was that she kept on insisting that it was really my second take (the host - yung nakausap nung inconvincible woman) kept on insisting na it was really my first take and that I just graduated. I kept quiet the whole time, and didn’t give any feedback or opinion about it.
And would you believe it, that woman, who won’t believe that I passed the first time, arrived at the party. I don’t know who she is nor how she was connected to my mom or my dad pero I have the feeling that I don’t like her at all.
If I had my license, my credentials, my resume, my TOR, my graduation certificate and my meritorious citation and my medals with me (multi awarded ako nung college nyahaha), I would have bitch slapped her with them. Hindi ako mayabang (slight lang) nor am I bragging about my passing but what the heck was that woman’s problem? Bakit ayaw niyang paniwalaan ang isang established FACT? Hahaha. And why does she keep on insisting that it was my second take? Does she even know who I am? Does she even have any idea about the prowess and might of the neurons encased inside my cranium?
Is she insecure with what my parents have (a mansion, a ranch, an airline company, a pine apple plantation in Bukidnon, a villa in Boracay and Guimaraz island, hectares upon hectares of rice terraces in benguet, millions worth of jewelry, an ore and diamond mine AT TATLONG BOARD PASSERS NA ANAK) at kung kilala mo ako, hindi ka maniniwala sa mga pinagsasabi kong kayamanan na yan.
If that’s the case, if ever she really is insecure with my success with the board and that of my siblings, then move on woman, maghanap ka ng pagkaka abalahan mo, pag aralin mo mga anak mo and make them take courses that requires a board exam, and if ever they pass (for the first or second take) then hindi din kami maniniwala na nakapasa sila!!!. (Insert evil laugh here… BWAHAHAHAHAHA)
Before she left the party, she came up to us, greeted my mom and said “Congratulations Mare” and off course, my mom couldn’t keep herself from flaunting me to her so my mom said “anak ko nga pala” and pointed at me, the inconvincible woman then raised her hand to shake mine and said “congratulations!” ako naman, I grabbed her hand, shook it, and said “thanks bitch, would you like to have a taste of my knuckle sandwich?” I didn’t wait for her reply and just gave her one - on the face - with my other arm. At kung talagang matalino ka eh hindi ka maniniwala sa huli kong sinabi.
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on September 6th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
..hahaha MIKE! ang nerve mo! tsk tsk.. sbi ko n nga ba! haciendero ka sa bundok! panu yan? i-attest ko kya na totoo lhat ng ranch chuva eklat mo? makidnap ka na kaya? or mag invite ka man lang kaya jan sa hacienda nyo? =D