culturang nakakagulat: taglish version
August 5th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Culture shock
Before I start this new entry, I would like to thank the
countless (countless as in count less sila kasi iilan lang sila na nagbabasa or
siguro madaming madami din, hindi lang nagiiwan ng comments nyahahaha (hmmm
umaasa?) lolz) readers and fans with special mention to ate mhelai who is my
NUMBER 1 avid and enthusiastic fan! Hahaha (oh yeah, ate mhelai, nath nath
confirmed who “Mr. Dorm” is, nangangamoy tuyo yung buong dorm kasi andun parin
pala siya nyahahahaha!)
Bat naman ako nagsusulat ng blog entry tungkol sa culture
shock? Eh kasi last Sunday, I arrived at manila to process my papers at PRC
because I am now a new RN! (naks ang yabang! nyahahaha) tapos sandamakmak na
shocking events and news and information ang natanggap ng napakatalino kong
brain as in overwhelming to the point of exhaustion! Nyahahaha.
Eto let me start.
Culture Shock # 1
Setting: streets of Metro Manila
Characters: Sea of brown colored water with pieces of mysterious
unidentified matter floating on its surface through water tension and buoyancy
(pisiks yan mga kapatid na muntik ko nang nilagpak nung hayskul hahaha)
otherwise known as “baha.” Nyahahahaha ang
haba namon. And mga bata
Story: we were traveling along maria clara street which I think
is near QC or is in QC or in sampaloc hahaha di ko alam kung saan yun, when
suddenly what kuya tikong thought to be a shallow Sea of brown colored water
with pieces of mysterious unidentified matter floating on its surface through
water tension and buoyancy turned out to be very deep and the car he was
driving almost sank! Nyahaha. Muntik kami malubog, that’s what I mean. As in
ang lalim, the Honda civic right in front of us probably had some of the tubig
baha seep inside his car. Pero hindi lang ako sa baha na-shock, nagulat ako sa
mga bata na nagtatatalon at nagdidive at nag iisnorkle sa Sea of brown colored
water with pieces of mysterious unidentified matter floating on its surface
through water tension and buoyancy, I said to myself, “shit” ang gagaling nila,
muro ami (pelikula ni cesar montano about kids catching fish blah blah blah)
Laking province ako and yet I never saw those things happen
here, I tried bathing in the rain but never bathing in a Sea of brown colored
water with pieces of mysterious unidentified matter floating on its surface
through water tension and buoyancy. Ibang klase.
Culture Shock # 2
Setting: PRC
Characters: isang bilyong katao magi sip tayo. Hahaha. Totoo.
At ako
Story: Monday. Woke up at around 6:45. I had coffee. Then another
coffee. Time: 8:00 am. Yosi. And routine morning self care. Left dorm at around
15 minutes to 9:00. raining outside. Im still feverish. Sakay on a jeepney. Arrived
at prc 2 seconds later hahaha ang bilis noh? Lolz. When I arrived at the gate,
may pila. Kala ko maikli. Ako’y nagkamali (uy that rhymes. haha) pila na umabot
pala sa morayta! Lechugas naman!
I said to myself, patience is a virtue (maraming values at gaya ng pagyoyosi, at uminom ng alak hahaha) pumila nga ako. When I was finally gaya nung sa uncivilized gago and an action slip that I have to fill up with my Sana ako lang ang tao. Nyahaha.
virtues na magaganda ang abang lingcod
inside the gate! Hell broke on earth! Pucha (anon na yung term na di mahulog
yung needle kasi madaming tao?) basta madaming tao. Kung may sumabog during
that time, malamang nagka stampede. Sayang ang mga lisensya, puro ata nurses ang
nandon. Pero walang ganong nangyari. Napabulong ako ng “shit” narining ni
manong guard pero tinignan lang ako. Then may uncivilized gago na nagtutulak at
sumisiksik just to get a form from the distributor. Di ko pinansin, away to
kung sakasakali. Nakakuha din ako ng form
information and picture. After that I have to fall in line again at window J sa
ground floor ng PRC, I asked one guy who was in line kung which window are they
in line for, he said “J” I said “K” hahaha. Eh di sinundan ko yung line na yon,
then akalain mo, nakapulupot pala ang lechugas na line sa buong PRC! Napamura nanaman
ako sa sarili ko at syempre wala ng guard na nakarinig pero sabi ko parin “patience
is a virtue.” Masyado ng mahaba tong culture shock number 2 eto na ending:
hindi ko natapos ang processing ng papers ko, its like nagwaldas ako ng money
just to fall in line for nothing!!!! Fu*K! and the fact na nilalagnat ako? Waaa.
Balik ako mid august!
Culture shock # 3
Setting: ADM
Characters: girls of room 5
Story: (eto maikli lang to) ang daming girls ngayon sa ADM,
madami din magaganda, tama nga sinabi ni Hesper hahahaha. Yung girls of room 5,
sila steffy yun, kimmy and some other girls that I don’t know pero ma-appeal, hahaha,
sasabihin nanaman ni ate mhelai na she can smell tuyoooo nyahahaha.
Culture Shock # 4
Setting: ADM
Characters: Ged and Charm and ako. haha
Story: charm talking to Ged: halika nga ditto pag kinakausap
kita!! (ahm, hindi ako nakikinig sa mga usapan ng ibang tao, sadyang nasa tapat
ng pinto yung bed ko kaya narinig ko at talaga naming malakas pagkakasabi ni
charm. Defensive mode. Totoo! Iba ang nakikinig sa narinig lang nyahahaha) ano naming
nakaka culture shock don sa sinabi ni charm? Eto, akala ko kasi si Charm mas
bata kay Ged, parang I wondered how come someone younger can to talk to his
older brother that way. Then I found out later (from Hesper haha andaming info galling
kay hesper ah?) that charm was a year older pala than Ged. Ok. Tuldok.
Culture Shock # 5
Setting: ADM
Characters: kuya Eric, Hesper, Jojo, Aaron aka tesma, Mikey, Ged and
I at ang mahiwagang P1750 haha.
Story: boys night in. boys night in kasi sa loob lang kami ng
room 1 nag inuman na ang pasimuno eh si kuya eric na ako naman ang pinaka unang
pumayag hahaha. Eh di boys talk, P1750 daw sa labas ng Grand Inihaw na may
sister company daw na nagbebenta ng P1750. nagets mo? Ako syempre OO hahaha. What
is talked about at room 1 stays in room 1. Lols.
Culture shock # 6
Setting: ADM sa may lobby
Characters: some person na paalis na sa dorm (di ko
memention kung sino siya o anong gender nya. O clue nay an hahaha)
Story: mikey, twilight, kuya eric and I was watching
something on tv when someone arrived. Matangkad, maputi, (yan lang ang
description) kinawayan niya si twilight na parang…….. then natawa ako (sa
sarili ko lang) then I asked mikey kung siya nga ba yung sinasabi niya last
summer na…………. na kim was defending na hindi daw……. Hahaha magulo? Oo, I intend
to make this part magulo para wala makagets, mahirap na nasa friendster list ko
yun, mahirap ng magkaroon ng kaaway na di ko naman kilala. Hahaha. So ayun,
etong si lokong kuya eric, may binulong kay manong taxi driver na parang ganito
“kuya pagpasensyahan mo na yung sakay mo, mejo may pagka………” yun lang narinig
ko. Again, hindi ako nakikinig sa mga usapan basta pumasok nalang yun sa tenga
ko. Tapos after saying that to the manong taxi driver, natawa si kuya eric ako
din natawa, APIR, parang nagets ko nga kung ano yung binulong ni kuya eric
hahaha. Nagtataka lang ako, bat ganon, masyadong……………….kala ko…………..hahahaha………….end
Culture Shock # 7
Setting: ADM room 1
Characters: Aaron and I
Story: after falling in line at PRC, my fever went back, so I Para siyang sinasaniban ng demonyo while singing! Shet. Eh di naka move on na ako so kama . Para nga akong tanga eh, nasa labas pangiti ngiti hahaha.
have to take another tablet of myremol to reduce my temperature, tapos
sinabayan ko na din ng rest and sleep, after a while nagising ako pero din a ako
gumalaw (naka right side lying position ako, away from the light) then may
dumating, KABLAG sabi nung pintuan, nagulat ako pero hinayaan ko lang, tapos I tried
to go back to sleep, nakatulog ako pero mababaw, then suddenly narinig ko si
Aaron na kumakanta, gulat ako na gusto kong tumawa (kung kakilala ko na non pa
si Aaron nahulog siguro ako sa double deck kakatawa.
tulog ulit, eh I have fever nga and the myremol is making me sweat, so I have
to turn the ceiling fan on, hayun after 5 minutes ata, natuyuan ako so I have
to change my shirt na, bumaba ako, nagpalit, then I saw my prc form and I decided
to reread the procedures at the back, nagulat nalang ako may sumigaw “TAAANG
EEEEENNAAA A ANG LAAAMEEEEG” tumayo si
Aaron para sana patayin yung ceiling fan eh nakita nya ata ako na nagbabasa di na
niya pinatay, nahiya siguro hahahaha. Eh di bumalik siya sa
Ako naman, gusto ko ng humalak hak
langya! Kaya yun pinatay ko yung ceiling fan at lumabas nalang.
Tanginang encounter na yan ay Aaron! Nakakaloko na nakakatawa. Bumula bibig ko!
Tang eenna ang lammeeeg!! Hahahaha. Ayus!
kung umabot ka sa part na to ng entry na ko, salamat, interesado ka talaga sa laman ng utak kong matalino pero walang kwenta ang mga pinagsasabi, gaya neto. lolz
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on August 6th, 2008 at 2:35 am
ako na maunang magcomment sa sarili kong entry. nyahahaha. craziness. ano ba masasabi ko? kahit pagod and galing sa biyahe , i still have time to do this! yan ang adik!oh yeah, kulang tong entry na to, di ko nalagay yung conyo kid na narinig ko sa prc,pare. hes so maarte mga pare as in conyo talk,pare, to the point na nag-nonosebleed mga tao around us,pare. hahaha. and uber sa pagkamayaman,pare, i mean, sinuntok ako ng kotse nya na top down,pare. K.O., pare!hahaha. every end ng sasabihin nya may pare.whew. and ito sana yung culture shock # 8, the magical anesthetic herb/pill/clay/whatever that small black thing from costa rica of kuya eric na he was lending to jojo for the free P1750 daw! nyahahaha. ui di nila to magegets. hahahaha.
on August 6th, 2008 at 8:09 am
..hahaha mike! naging RN ka lng, lumala ka na, wat more kpag may pinasahan ka ulet ka exam.. gosh, i got nosebleeds huh.. “myremol” nga ba? haha john lloyd lng kilala ko “paracetamol ba”?? at.. eto na..
REACTION: CULTURE SHOCK #2
..hahaha “d mahulugang NEEDLE po ang tawag don..” as usual conyo version..
REACTION: CULTURE SHOCK #7
..hahaha d ko mawari kung na amaze ka sa pgka abnoy ni ARON or wat? =D
REACTION: CULTURE SHOCK #6
..hahaha at eto ang super hahaha, khit wla ako sa dorm, ehh, i can super answer diz tlga.. hehehe lets name drop?? uyy, wag na.. he’s leaving on a jeepney, ska mabait nman xa in fairness, khit na lge xang stressed kpag nagkaka pimple sa may lips nya.
REACTION: CULTURE SHOCK #5
..hmm at wat is that P1750 ol about? il ask kuya ERIC kya? =D
REACTION: CULTURE SHOCK #3
..eto.. ahem, ahem ahem.. wla lng.. its not so kagulat gulat.. rum5 nman will always be ur fave ehh.. db? at isa lng nman ang CHARMING at ATTRACTIVE dun for you.. -BIG GRIN- at amoy tuyo..
..yihee.. sa lhat ng magbabasa neto, i am paid by JAN MICHAEL VALDEZ to do this, wla kse iba nagcocomment.. hahaha
..missyah MIKE! leche ka, laglag ako sa bed kakatawa..
on August 6th, 2008 at 9:08 am
hahaha.myremol is aka paracetamol (ni john lloyd)
culture shock #2, yun pala yun? nyahahaha. antagal ko pinagisipan nun ha!
culture shock #7, parang ganon na nga, na amaze ako sa pagka abnoy nya. taaang eeeenaa aang laaameeeg! kwento nila mikey and kuya eric nirarape daw ni aaron si hesper. nyahahaha
culture shock # 6,ang galing! hahaha alam mo ate? hahaha. sabi nga nila mabait daw. pero tadtad ata siya sa room 1. nyways di ko naman kilala…
culture shock # 5, that P1750 is between me and the residents of room 1 nyahahaha.
culture shock # 3, i confess. lalo na when i found out na wala na sila! wahahahahaha.
nalaglag din ako from the chair while reading your reactions. whew, saya.