Bugger OFF!
August 29th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Para sa babaeng tingin
ng tingin during my oath
taking.
I came all the way from the province and traveled
more than eight hours just to be able to have my oath taking here at the SMX
convention Center near SM mall of Asia. There’s an alternative to the Manila oath taking ceremonies pero I chose to have it at the SMX convention center because it is by far cooler than the provincial ceremonies.
All of us paid our dues to be able to be there at the SMX, so dapat walang pakeelamanan!! Mind your own business biatch!
It is my own business if I would like to remove the loose threads of the chair in front of me and it is none of you’re business if I talk to my seatmates and take pictures even if we were all told that taking pictures during the ceremony is prohibited! Wala kasing pakeelamanan and for your info, biatch, I saw your facial reaction when I was talking to my seatmates in english, as if you’ve never heard someone speak in English before? Where are you from by the way? From the far – far away land of kapir pirwan? Nyahahaha.
And oh yeah, since this is my blog, I would like to beat the crap out of you with my rants. (Insert evil laugh here. Bwahahahaha.)
When you finally showed your face, I saw that you were wearing make up as thick as the asphalt on the road along North Luzon Express Way.
Your lips are so red that they resemble your labia after a hard core pounding.
You are so fat that when you sit down, the Igorots of Benguet province would have been able to plant their rice and have a bountiful harvest on your fat slabs.
And how long have you been wearing your gayla uniform? You must have been wearing it everyday because your bra strap is starting to show. Buy a new set of uniform na kaya? Nyahahaha.
And finally, I would like to know what brand of coffee you drink, parang hindi ka tinatablan ng caffeine ng brand mo eh. Matakot ka naman….
Sa sarili mo. nyahahaha
Mabait akong tao, lalo na pag hindi ako pinakekeelaman at di ko dapat sinabi ang mga yan, pero once na you’ve touched a nerve, and triggered my rennin, angiotensin, aldosterone system ensuing to vasoconstriction and the re-absorption of sodium and water at my distal convoluted tubules resulting to an increase in my blood pressure eh malagot kana. It was a good thing na I kept my cool and my mouth shut, and mind you, I’m a veteran when it comes to making noses bleed when I’m angry…
Nagmamahal,
Jan Michael S. Valdez RN, soon to be MSN…lolz
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on August 31st, 2008 at 7:35 pm
..hahaha. thank God hnd mu xa friend sa friendster.. tigbak ang lola sa blogs mo.. mike friends tau ha,, hahaha (reminder lng, bka ma touch ko nerve chorva eklat mo ehh)
on September 1st, 2008 at 4:08 am
ahahaha eh pano yan? my next blog entry will be all about you? LOLZ!
ahm, i just had a thought, if that girl also writes on her blog baka she’s already made an entry about me too! nyahahaha. eto magiging title: “the feeling brainy kid na walang magawa with the chair’s loose thread during my oath taking” OMGLOLZLMAOWTF!