PAYNALI
July 24th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
last night (july 24, 2008) was the weirdest yet one of my happiest moments! after months of tortured waiting, sleepless nights and praying, finally they released the results of the june 2008 NLE. and incredulously, i passed! i was like on a panic mode to look for my name, pero my damn internet connection was toying with me! lechugas! my anxiety rising to an even higher level, then i started recieving text messages that i passed, even showing evidence that i really passed by texting me my sequence number, my sisters were calling confirming that i really did pass. whew! it was the weirdest night because instead of jumping up and down, hugging the people around me and shouting my lungs out because of joy and immense euphoria (that was my planned reaction if ever i passed) instead, i was sitting on a corner of my room, crying like a baby! hahahaha! my mom was laughing, i was speechless, all i was able to do was cry!! hahaha! it took me a few minutes to absorb it all in! sigh… but i was really looking for concrete evidence that i really made it. i needed to see the results personally, cos all those people telling me that i passed would have been a very bad joke and that i’d kill them if what they were telling me wasn’t true! pero i saw it din. finally, a big sigh of relief.
haba ng speech!
ahm, i’d like to thank all my sponsors, lolz
mom and dad for paying for my dorm and review center, and for giving me a big allowance. hahaha
my clinical instructors who gave me a strong foundation with my nursing education, colleagues na tayo. tabla tabla na to. lolz kidding
ADM and all the people who live there!ate susan for the prayers, beth beth for the well cooked hard boiled eggs, tocino, baloney, hotdogs, baloney, ham, bangus, baloney. haha
starbucks sm manila branch, for their coffee that kept me awake everyday at my review center.
gapuz review center, na walang leakage! promise! wala!
don mariano memorial high school sa may santa ana, manila, corazon aquino building room 202 that has only 2 electric fans na hindi naman ako inaabot.
yellow cab pizza new york’s finest! for all the calories and fats and energy that i needed to be up during my review.
sa mga fx that transported me safely.
manong taxi drayber na binayaran ko ng malaki para lang isakay ako para lang di ma late! (alam ko number ng plaka mo, report kita manong)
sa mga yosi ni mang omar, which helped me save money, cos hes our supplier!
nescafe coffee, na kasabay ng yosi, for keeping me up with your caffeine.
saint jude church, saint claire, ust church, saint james parish. all the angels and saints that helped made this a reality and offcourse to almighty God.
thank you so much
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LABTIMS
July 23rd, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
new labtims are forming at the place i learned to love last summer. wanna know who they are?
ok…
hahaha…
reveal ko na…
the biggest labtim so far is ate mhelai and the mysterious “Mr. Dorm” hahaha na ginagawang issue ng mga seamanloloko and off course nakisawsaw ako. hahaha. lol
then kim and “you know who” pero i don’t have any idea who “you know who” is, just his name.
Nath Nath and “rubic’s cube” guy. umalis nga lang siya without leaving word… hahaha typical talaga yan kay andro. ney nasabi ko kung sino. hahaha. well, alam naman na ng lahat eh! lol. hahaha
and ate mhelai’s also making chismax about me and “S” hahahaha. pati k “M” (”M” as in Melanie? hahahaha) big grin. haha
while tina used to tease me to “K” hahaha.a
but the funniest and weird as hell match up is between jomar and kuya ferdie!! hahahaha. ui kuya ferdie(one look and i knew iba na, malagkit dumikit ang tingin ng mata…) hahahha
peace jomar!
aymmissingyuguys!
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that’s off the hook you little perve!!
July 14th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
PARENTAL GUIDANCE: NOT FOR KIDS. if you’re of age, proceed, if not, read on parin. pero be warned, may pagka perve to. hahaha. i just thought they were funny!
With due respect to Robert Frost, I wrote this parody to extentuate consequences in the choices we make
The Man Not Taken
Two men sprawled in bed looking good,
Sorry I could not keep them both.
Being one woman, long I stood
And checked out one as far as I could
Estimating his financial growth.
Then took the other with balding hair
And having perhaps a little shame
Because he was skinny, no muscles to bare
Though as for that the time spent there
Had proven their sexuality about the same.
And both that morning equally lay
in sheets so silky smooth and black.
Oh, I reserved the first for another day.
Yet knowing a good time goes a long way,
I doubted if he would ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a cry,
Somewhere nine months hither and hence.
Two men sprawled in bed,
and I,
I chose the one who told the vasectomy lie.
I wish I had known the difference!
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered “will it hurt me?”
“Of course not” answered he
“It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.”
She said “I’m very frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.”
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
“Calm
yourself” he whispered
“His face filled with a grin
“Try and open wider
So I can get it in.”
“It’s coming now” he whispered
“I know” she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said “I am glad I’m having this.”
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said “I’m glad I came now
You made it worth my while.”
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It’s just your dirty mind!!
Pickles Are Green
Roses are red
pickles are green
I love your legs
and what’s in between
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass!!!!
I Am Just A Normal Guy But
All My Dreams Are Kinky
I’m just a normal guy,
just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks,
& that’s how they raised me
I don’t understand it,
it’s to normal things I’m geared
By day my life is sane,
but at night my dreams are weird
I’m just a normal fella
who goes off to work each day
I do my job, lunch with my mates,
each week collect my pay
But in the night I dread the bed,
each night is just the same
Cause all my dreams are kinky,
one overnight sick game.
I’m dressed in a G-string tied in a bow
There’s a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no!
Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead
Don’t roll over there’s a roo in the bed …
15 Strippers all in a row
All with bra-straps ready to blow
One pretty lady dancin’ in my lap
Don’t you touch or you’ll get a nasty slap.
I’m just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that’s how they raised me
I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink
By day I’m just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked
I’d like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out
We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about
Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can’t compete
With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet
Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream
Chains and whips all to make me scream
Lizards & snakes all in strange places
They’re gettin’ it on & making lewd faces
When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere
Are chock full of animals in underwear
Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants
All we need now is a couple thousand ants
I’m just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that’s how they raised me
My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun
If only when I slept the chorus girls weren’t dressed like nuns
I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head
I told him if I can’t get fixed I might as well be dead
He laid me down & said “tell me of your erotic dreams”
I said “One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!”
There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly
Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies
A cute sexy lady, covered in mud
Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd
There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks
With all those square corners they couldn’t be socks
This stuff all around me is one kinky dream
Whatever you imagine I’m sure to have a theme
I guess it is my lot to life, can’t beat it so I’ll join
I suppose that they are only dreams they don’t even cost a coin
So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep
Just think, “that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep.”
I’m just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that’s how they raised me
I don’t under stand it, it’s to normal things I’m geared
By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird
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Mabait ako….
July 5th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
mabait akong tao..
hindi ko sasabihin sayo na
"ang mukha mo ay mukhang binagsakan ng sandaang bulalakaw"
hinding hindi kita lalaitin…
hindi ko sasabihin sayo na
"hulog ka ng langit…face first"
hindi ko sasabihin sayo na
"mukha kang ipinaglihi sa basura"
hindi ako mapanghusga…
kasi mabait ako…
"halata
naman sa itsura mo na may LBM ang nanay mo nang inire ka nya…hindi ka lang naiflush ng mabuti"
mapagbiro lang talaga ang tadhana…
at ikaw ang pinag initan…
lolz
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