December 10th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
(kamay ko yan, nag aambubag ako)
i was on my way out of the intensive care unit when i heard the hospital’s intercom boom with the phrase “paging all nurses on duty, code red to ER now!” call me bad pero a code red excites me(just like madamme che che lolz) - action to baby! lolz…
from the ICU, i took the cardiac board and the endotracheal set (the ET set is what doctors use to help support the respirations of a patient dying or not)…
sakto! there was a need to revive the patient because the patient was in cardiac and pulmonary arrest…
with adrenaline pumping through my veins, walang panicky feeling, pero there was a need to do things fast…
the patient’s pupils were dilated but still reactive to light, there were minor lacerations and abrasions on the face but his abdomen has a bulge which looked like the area hit by the ten wheeler truck, we were all guessing that there was some organ or blood vessel that ruptured upon impact inside his abdominal cavity which might be causing severe internal bleeding, luckily, the patient has a cardiac rate but the blood pressure can only be taken through palpation. we were performing continuous ambu-bagging, started an IV line and dripped his fluids fast to spike up the BP, pushed 3 ampules of epinephrine to support the patient’s heart in pumping blood, monitored his NVS and VS……………..
eventually, the patient was revived… before i left the hospital, the patient was conscious, and with spontaneous breathing…
in a previous entry, i mentioned there that i would like to see a patient in cardio and pulmonary arrest revived. kumbaga, us nurses and doctors would steal him back from kamatayan’s kalawit, and tonight, we did.
again, nothing beats the power of prayer…….
pero let’s accept the fact that not all patients will ever be revived and stolen back from kamatayan’s kalawit.
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December 9th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
kasi pare its like this. may isa daw girl na hot daw pare. pero pale siya kasi she’s not taken cared of her nanay pare. tapos pare shes an emo daw kasi nga she’s not loved by the mundo at para siyang dead na bata na galit sa earth. tapos pare, she transferred daw ng tirahan kasi daw shes so emo para sa luma niyang crib. sabi niya sa nanay niya “tangina mo mom gusto ko lumipat kay dad”. tangina pare her nanay didn’t get angry. sabi lang ng nanay niya “tangina mo pare wag ka mag curse”.
so she transferred sa tatay niya di ba? when she arrived there sabi niya, “tangina erpat bakit its rainy here?” sabi ng erpat niya “gago its the “bur” months na! malamig na tangena”. so nagwonder yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating “girl na pale at emo”.
so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng ride ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya “tangina mo sa’yo na tong ride ko”. sabi niya “salamat tay”.
pagkarating niyang school dude pare, she saw a lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang dead. sabi ni girl na pale at emo “hot pare”.
nung chem lab na ni girl na pale at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging dead. so nung tinignan siya nung poging dead, ang sour ng face nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay girl na pale at emo, you know? like eeew daw pare.
sabi ni poging dead “tangina mo”. sabi ni girl na pale at emo “tangina KA”. sabi ni poging dead “tangina NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*”. sabi ni girl na pale at emo “oo nga noh. TANGINA MO”. sabi ni poging dead “tangina mo gago vampire ako”. tapos he removed his damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.
so pare na in love si girl na pale at emo kay poging dead. si poging dead on the other hand sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.
“eow poh… ahihihihi”
“bebe mwahugz,….. ^^,”
so after that nagpunta sila sa grass area kasi…. you know. tapos sabi ni poging dead “ikaw na life ko now” sabi ni girl na pale at emo “tangina mo gago, youre dead na kaya”. sabi ni poging bangkay “TANGINA KA”.
tapos nagsex sila
so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng details sa buong story. intense ayt? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao.
Posted in FUNNY, Rants | tagged conyo, emo, mura, parody, twilight | | 1 Comments
November 20th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
this happened last november 18, 2008.
we had a patient in the ICU that was hit by a florida bus and suffered multiple fractures on the clavicle and on the ribs and the worst injury that he suffered was that he had a temporal contussion which caused his brain to bleed and eventually this caused his death. prior to his death, his respiratory rate reached 60 and above, his blood pressure reached an all time high of 200/70 (that’s what we call “widened pulse pressure”), moreover, the patient was restless the whole shift and his pupils slowly reacts to light, all in all, his neuro vital signs were down.
a co-worker and i were performing bed side care on another patient when suddenly the relative of the patient called our attention and told us that the patient was no longer breathing. immediately, we called a code (red) so as to have other nurses help us revive the patient, but the patient’s case was (as we have foreseen) hopeless.
we performed CPR (kahit may rib and clavicular fracture yung patient, hehehe, sabi nga ni betha “deadma na” hahaha), ambubagging and gave three ampules of epinephrine, asked the patient’s relatives if they would like to intubate the patient so as to provide a better airway and to help support his respirations, took the patient’s ECG so as to assess traces of heart activity, suctioned the secretions, reassessed the blood pressure, but all these were to no avail. it seemed that the bleeding inside the patient’s cranium worsened.
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death is but a normal occurrence with the profession i chose. i do not enjoy seeing people die (who would want that, right?) instead, i would like to see a patient have a cardiac arrest and be revived because of the interventions performed during such an event.
with my line of profession, you have to get used to seeing people die, you do not let your emotions get ahead of you. you emphatise with the relatives of the diseased after, not while the patient is dying. you do not show any signs of weakness or panic so as to be able to show competence in your work.
in the hospital, the protocol is to do all possible things to revive a patient, because in the end, when you face the family of the diseased, at the very least, you can tell them that you did all you can to bring back his life.
and the very last thing that you can do if all methods of revival were to no avail, pray for the person’s soul. and i did.
pero sana lang, wag ako (si betha nalang or si maam Abba hahahaha joke) multuhin nung patient kasi we performed CPR. eh the patient has rib fractures. so parang na-worsen pa yung condition nya, pero sabi nga ni betha and again i quote “deadma na” hahahaha.
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November 12th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
just recently, Hesper (annagram pala ng herpes ang hesper wahahahaha.) gave me a comment on my page sabi niya “sup kuya mike. hahaha. pizza!” it was a box(es) of pizza nga pala that connected me to my old friends who still live (and no longer living) in my old dormitory. i miss the times when we would call yellow cab pizza to deliver us a box of New York’s finest kahit gabi na or umuulan, tapos paghihirapan naming ubusin kung ano man yung naiwan (kung may naiiwan nga! hahaha) and a cup of coffee and a stick of yosi after, disregarding the possibility na ma-stroke ang isa sa amin or ma-clog up yung arteries namin with fat and cholesterol. nyahahaha. happy times, happy times.
i have written an entry before and it was all about the people i became friends with sa old dorm ko and the food that connected us all. nakakamiss, kaya ang sarap balikan ng mga memories… okay, let me update you on what i know is happening with their lives.
first si monette and mae
wala na din ako balita sa dalawang yan, they were the first ones i met, over breakfast, nice talkative girls from la union. si monette busy-busyhan with her career and so is mae. hope you’re doing fine girls.
si ate mhelai
hmmm, what’s up with you and the ever mysterious “mr. dorm?” kayo na ba or what? hehehe. payatot.
nath nath
in a few months time, she’ll be leaving the country, i don’t know if its for good, pero one thing’s for sure, mamimiss ko tong konyo girl na to. two things will always make me remember nath, OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! and her Dunhill and oh yeah, Andro, the red haired boy na she’s deeply infatuated with wahahahaha, which makes it three things pala.
si audryl
wait, im confused
, ikaw ba yung nagpagawa ng japanese something saken or si riezel? basta siblings sila ni ged, mabait and oist hinay hinay sa isoy, asthmatic ka pala.
si riezel
di ko magets kung emo siya or what? hehehe, cool girl. yosi tayo? dun mismo sa school nyo? hahahaha. apir!
si steffy
iniisue kami ni ate mhelai, ui may ganon, hahaha, oist steffy tumataba ka! wag muna pasok sa starbicks, ayt? hehehe. she’s on her fourth year na and soon she’ll be taking the board, good luck steff! follow my footsteps. lolz hahahaha.
si kim
oist tama na muna pagpapacute sa boys, hahahaha, kidding, stay sweet.
si ate gemma
the last time i saw her was at the SMX convention center at sm mall of asia, despite the number of new nurses there, nagkita parin kami, ate good luck with our careers! cheers!!
si ate april
no news…..
si ate susan
i guess she’s back in bacolod or somewhere, i hope she’s doing fine, she’s the nicest landlady ever.
si beth
just recently grumaduate na sa La Salle. ui conyo na rin siya. hehe
my room mates
joemar
haven’t heard from him for quite a while now. but sometimes nakikita ko sinisilip nya friendster ko. oist if ever your retaking the exams this december, goodluck bro!!
mikey
what’s up mech eng? galingan, malapit ka na din umalis sa dorm.
hesper
tagumpay na ba? mahaba habang inuman pa kailangan mo para magtagumpay bro! oist pizza!
si andro
no news about him either, maybe his hair is still red and maybe nath still sees him in campus. hahahaha.
si AA aka tesma
lumipat na ata to ng ibang dorm.
Ged
no news, magkapatid parin siguro sila ni audryl? duh? hahaha
jojo
no news, taga davao parin siguro. lolz
the seamanloloko group
kuya omar
kuya review ka ulit then sa dorm ka magstay, para may supply ulit ng yosi. hehehe and coffee, and pizza! hahahaha
kuya eric
the mysterious “mr. dorm” ni ate mhelai. ano na? kayo na ba? kuya eric was the one who brought me to GI! wahahaha, sayang there wasn’t enough time.
kuya ferdie
like i’d care for any news about him?
these are the people and the sole reason why i keep on coming back and staying at my old dormitory whenever i have the chance… their a big part of my success over the board exam.
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October 19th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
intro
Isang seryosong sulat mula sa kaibuturan ng aking puso. Alam ko na pasan mo ang sarili mong daigdig kung saan nakapatong din ang daigdig ng iyong mga kapatid, mga magulang, bansa at kapwa Pilipino na umaasa sa propesiyong pinasok mo. Iyan ang buhay ng isang Nars.
wahahaha nose bleed!
Bow.
Numerous numbers of agencies (ngek english pala to hehehe) around the world have been offering registered nurses about greater opportunities on working abroad with promises of big salaries and good compensations. if that’s the case, no, THAT is the case, why the heck am I still here in the Philippines when I could have left the country when I learned that I passed the board?
Nurses here in the Philippines will never get the pay that will commensurate (nose bleed. ice pack nga bilis!) their selflessness and dedication to their profession. As for me, it’s not about the money (oh come on, honestly?) but on how my effort is being valued by my employers (a-huh?) or the people I serve.
Many people fail to realize that nursing is not all about just giving injectable medicines or regulating intravenous fluids or writing on the patent’s charts, it is not about just taking orders from doctors (who thinks their the smartest people in the world) nor is it just wearing a gleaming white uniform to work- it’s about dealing with real life medical situations that require critical thinking, attentiveness, resourcefulness, self-sacrifices and a hell lot of altruism (whew! hanep shock na to!).
When I see a patient smile merely because ofmy presence or the patient’s mom/dad/sis/bro/lolo/lola (or lahat sila in the patient’s room-buong barangay nasa loob ng kwarto) thank me for simply regulating their IV fluid, stretch their bed linens or check in on them, I know that somehow I touched their lives and that I have achieved my goals.
Again, nurses here in the Philippines will never get the pay that will commensurate their hard work (and the thousands of money spent to be able to learn the course). Many parents sold the deeds to their lands, pawned their jewelries, fathers sold their cows and bent low to the ground in the rice fields everyday just to help crawl their child to finish up college - a meager pay will never help recompense all these sacrifices.
That’s the reason why the lure of a broader prospect abroad for many Filipinos is very high. Thousands leave the country each year trying desperately to find jobs abroad that will help their families get back on their feet.
Thousands of skilled and talented nurses graduate from the different colleges of nursing each year, and yet they all need jobs, but our country cannot absorb them all. We are all clogged up in a country that has (as of now-one day siguro yayaman din ang Philippines) failed to provide jobs - employment now is a race against time, and the clock has already started ticking.
I don’t want to be hypocritical, and say that I am against the Filipino diaspora, I admit that I do have plans of going abroad. As of the moment kasi, I see my future here as a blur, a fogged up mirror, unclear- just like how Harry Potter never saw anything when he peered into his crystal ball in his Divinations class with professor Trelawney. lol
Leaving the country is no longer a matter of choice. It has become compulsory if you want that bright future you’ve always dreamed of and written in your classmate’s slam books (hehe).
In a few years, I may take advantage of whatever opportunities that will come my way, but I will come home to share my mature talents and good fortune to those who needs it the most - give back to the country and to return what God and my family has given me in many hundred folds.
Notwithstanding all the troubles of earning my license, the hassle and bustle of finding work, earning my pay (my one month allowance is a hell lot bigger than what I’m earning monthly) and meager compensations, why then am I still interested with this job? Simple. This is what God destined me to be. No questions asked.
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October 18th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Mga bagay bagay na pinag – gagawa ko since I passed the board.
1. Threw a hilariously big party for passing the board (courtesy of my parents off course hahaha thanks mom and dad)
2. After that, I’ve experienced applying for work for the first time and gone through the horrendously long process of application and hiring, took some more exams and eventually got hired.
3. Became a staff at the hospital I applied for.
4. Have had the busiest day of my life on my first day of work.
5. Experienced working without even drinking, eating, sitting down, even yosi, wala.
6. Got a memo on my very first day of work.
7. Wrote an incident report.
8. Almost got suspended and terminated. Wahahaha
9. Got a pharmacist suspended for one month without pay (her fault though)
Here’s something not related to work.
10. Received a gift from my parents that I really wanted and needed way back when I was in college but completely pointless and unnecessary after school. Im still thankful though.
11. Experienced staying up for almost 48 hours. (ULS foundation day ‘08)
12. Painted the biggest painting I have ever painted. (ULS foundation day ‘08)
13. Pumayat at mag adik. (Work + diet pills creates wonders wahahaha)
14. Kumain only once a day.
15. Kumain ng kumain within one day. Wahahaha (ubos na yung pills hahahaha)
Im planning on writing an entry on each of the item above but I hardly have enough time to write. So, sorry nalang.
Nga pala, I would like to brag and shout out that I earned my first pay last September 30. at tumataginting na P948! ANG LAKI DI BA? WAHAHAHAHA.
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October 18th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
What I want for Christmas
Have I been a good boy? Or a bad boy? Wahahahaha I guess I’ve been both! Nyahahahaha.
Will Santa give me my Christmas wish list for this year? Matanda na ako and I don’t believe in
Santa, pero I do believe in the power of making “PARINIG” wahahaha. So mom and dad, listen!! And listen carefully.
- iPhone 3G (mom? Dad? Are you listening? LMAO)
- Apple laptop (kaya lang the apple pro costs $1999, ang mahal potek, mom, dad, kaya ba? hahahahaha)
- A wife (gf muna pala) lolz. Any takers? Position is now open for application wahahahaha
- A good paying job in London, New York or anywhere in the states. Off course as a nurse dapat.
- Good grades in my masteral courses. Suma Cum Laude? Why not?
- Pass the IELTS.
- Pass the NCLEX.
- My own crib.
- Endless stock of starbucks coffee and
- A son. Any women out there willing to make one for me? Syempre I’m going to be its biological father and I don’t want In Vitro fertilization. Wahahahaha.
Some of the items on my list are actually achievable (by my own) while some of them, I leave to my mom and dad. Wahahahahaha.
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September 8th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
I was cruisin around the net reading other people’s blogs when I stumbled on GREENPINOY.COM where these filipino folk songs and games are translated into gay lingo. This is so hilarious that you will surely fall from your seats or die laughing.
Ready?… Sing!
Valer kuberch, kahit jutay
Ang julamantrax donchi ay anek-anek.
Nyongkamas at nutring, nyogarilyas at kipay
Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani.
Kundol, jutola, jupot jolabastrax
At mega join-join pa, jobanox nyustasa.
Nyubuyax, nyomatis, nyowang at luyax
And around the keme ay fulnes ng linga.
…and the gay lingo syndrome continues!
“Mudra, Fudra bet kiz ng kronapay
Sisterette, brotherloo, bet kiz ng frappe
lahat ng betchina kez ay kemer, kemerlu
ang magkamali ang pipingutin kiz”
‘nanay-tatay ng dalawang batang bading’
Ayaw paawat ng mga batang juding ahahaha
Pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo
Hao hao de chenelyn de big uten
Sifit dapat iipit
Goldness filak chumuchulaklak
Sa tabi ng chenes!
Sinabawang Gulay, Bading Version
D Colorific (colorific)
Ang shombey… (ang shombey…)
Ang shombey
Sa shinabumey na juley!
Tagu-taguan, Bading Version
Shogu-shoguan
Lightness galore ang juwan
Yummy ang magplay sa jilimjiliman!
Pagcounting ng krompu
Nakashogo na kayey!
Jisa, krolawa, shotlo, kyopat, jima, kyonim, nyitoert, walochi, syamert, krompu!!!
Mga becky andetrax na si atashi!!!
Eto pang isa!!!
Heaven, Lufa
Infairness!
In, in, infairness!
Okray heartness
Flowing ang dugesh!
Chuging, alive
Dis-a-ppear kanetch!
thanks to www.greenpinoy.com
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September 5th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
SANDAMAKMAK NA PLASTIK!!!
Mainit nanaman ulo ko!!! Ask me why!!! I said ask me why!!! You: okay, why? (nyahahaha) my mom (super supportive stage mother of the century) and I were invited to attend a party, and at that party, I was able to catch some chismax, and it concerns me.
I don’t listen and I usually don’t get affected by any chismax that I hear, but this one touched a nerve, pero I still kept my cool. The host of the party was talking to my mom (alam mo na ang mga lahi ni Eba, eh, basta) the issue was that a certain woman, cannot believe that I passed the board exam and that it was my second take na daw, okay, maybe that was an honest mistake, maybe she thought that I’m old na and that I graduated from college many centuries ago, okay, no problem about that, pero what touched my nerve was that she kept on insisting that it was really my second take (the host - yung nakausap nung inconvincible woman) kept on insisting na it was really my first take and that I just graduated. I kept quiet the whole time, and didn’t give any feedback or opinion about it.
And would you believe it, that woman, who won’t believe that I passed the first time, arrived at the party. I don’t know who she is nor how she was connected to my mom or my dad pero I have the feeling that I don’t like her at all.
If I had my license, my credentials, my resume, my TOR, my graduation certificate and my meritorious citation and my medals with me (multi awarded ako nung college nyahaha), I would have bitch slapped her with them. Hindi ako mayabang (slight lang) nor am I bragging about my passing but what the heck was that woman’s problem? Bakit ayaw niyang paniwalaan ang isang established FACT? Hahaha. And why does she keep on insisting that it was my second take? Does she even know who I am? Does she even have any idea about the prowess and might of the neurons encased inside my cranium?
Is she insecure with what my parents have (a mansion, a ranch, an airline company, a pine apple plantation in Bukidnon, a villa in Boracay and Guimaraz island, hectares upon hectares of rice terraces in benguet, millions worth of jewelry, an ore and diamond mine AT TATLONG BOARD PASSERS NA ANAK) at kung kilala mo ako, hindi ka maniniwala sa mga pinagsasabi kong kayamanan na yan.
If that’s the case, if ever she really is insecure with my success with the board and that of my siblings, then move on woman, maghanap ka ng pagkaka abalahan mo, pag aralin mo mga anak mo and make them take courses that requires a board exam, and if ever they pass (for the first or second take) then hindi din kami maniniwala na nakapasa sila!!!. (Insert evil laugh here… BWAHAHAHAHAHA)
Before she left the party, she came up to us, greeted my mom and said “Congratulations Mare” and off course, my mom couldn’t keep herself from flaunting me to her so my mom said “anak ko nga pala” and pointed at me, the inconvincible woman then raised her hand to shake mine and said “congratulations!” ako naman, I grabbed her hand, shook it, and said “thanks bitch, would you like to have a taste of my knuckle sandwich?” I didn’t wait for her reply and just gave her one - on the face - with my other arm. At kung talagang matalino ka eh hindi ka maniniwala sa huli kong sinabi.
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September 2nd, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Tantalizing….
Anak ako ni rocky at ni sally, malamang sila ang mga
magulang ko, kapatid ko sina Kathleen at Katrina, at kahit sabihan mo kami na
mga anak ni sally at rocky na ampon lamang ay hinding hindi kami maniniwala
sayo kase pare parehas kami ng itsura na nagkatalo talo lamang sa kaunting
pagkakaiba sa hugis at laki ng ilong. Nyahahaha.
Yan ang tatak ko, yan ang tatak ng mga nagdaang
henerasyon ng mga valdez, yan yung parte ng katawan na kapag nawala eh sa
bunganga ka lang hihinga, na kapag nawala, wala ka nang kakalikutin para
magtanggal ng kulangot, na pag nawala, wala ka ng aatupagin na pag gugupit sa
mga maliliit na buhok na nakausli, na kapag nawala, eh para mo na ding sinabi
na hindi nag exist ang lahi ko.
Nakakasama man sa loob, minsan kung iniisip ko, na
kung bakit noong nagsabog ang Diyos ng matatangos at magagandang hugis na ilong
sa mundo ay nasa likuran ako, mahimbing na mahimbing na natutulog, at ng
magising eh biniyayaan nalang ako ng Diyos ng kung ano man yung mga hindi
pinili ng sanlibutan – rejects kumbaga. Lolz.
May ilang taon ko na ding pinaglalaban tong ilong ko
na ito mula nung magkamalay ako na pango ako mula sa mga mata ng mga taong
mapanghusga at mapangkilatis sa itsura ng ibang tao. Hindi ba nila alam na
nakakasakit sila ng damdamin? (pero hindi talaga ako affected. lolz) Hindi ba
nila alam na itong ilong na pinagtatawanan nila ay kahit papano bigay parin ng
Diyos?
Pero kailan lang, nang may isang taong kumilatis at
nilait ang ilong ko dahil sa pigiging malaki nito, hindi ko napigilan sumagot
sakanya, eto yung pangyayari”
Mapanlait na nilalang: “ang laki ng ilong mo. Ha ha
ha.”
Mike: “to hell with you bitch! May lamang utak ang
ilong ko kaya ganyan kalaki.”
Mapanlait na nilalang: “ows??…”
Mike: “hetong sayo bitch!”
At i-binitch slap ko sa kanya ang mga grades ko nung
college at ang meritorious citation ko na nagpadugo ng ilong nya kase wala
siyang ganon! Hahaha. lolz
Mula pa non, alam ko ng may kakaiba na talaga sa
ilong ko. Yung mga times na ipinagtataka ko kung bakit napakalaki neto eh nasagot
ko na din, may lamang utak ang ilong ko, kaya pala, kaya pala……
Sa ilong ko nanggagaling ang powers at katalinuhan
ko, kaya the moment na I start thinking about plastic surgery to enhance my
nose’s bridge, mabobobo siguro ako. Iyo na yang kagandahan ng ilong if that’s
the case. And besides, malaki man tong ilong ko, pango man ako, tantalizing
parin ito sa mata ng ibang tao, kabilang na ang mga magulang ko at mga nabibilang lamang na tao.
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September 2nd, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Nurse’s Prayer
Dear Lord,
From whom all the goodness flows,
Giver of all good things,
I come to You with an open heart,
Thanksgiving and prayers I bring.
This work is truly a gift from You,
Serving those in pain,
In the daily living of ourselves,
We are the ones who gain.
Whenever patients need our care,
May we welcome them with grace.
Gentleness and passion,
May they see on every face.
Help us do the best we can
Alert at every hour,
Round the clock, tireless be,
And from duties never cower.
Be our strength and guidance, Lord,
Let us work as a team,
Heal, work miracles where we are
As hard as they may seem.
For all these Lord, I pray to you
Make me steadfast as I envision
You say, “Well done, faithful servant….
You’ve fulfilled your life’s mission.”
This is the prayer printed on the scroll, that ate
Gemma gave me on my 21st Birthday last May 8, 2008 before the board examination.
Thank you so much ate gemma.
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August 29th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Para sa babaeng tingin
ng tingin during my oath
taking.
I came all the way from the province and traveled
more than eight hours just to be able to have my oath taking here at the SMX
convention Center near SM mall of Asia. There’s an alternative to the Manila oath taking ceremonies pero I chose to have it at the SMX convention center because it is by far cooler than the provincial ceremonies.
All of us paid our dues to be able to be there at the SMX, so dapat walang pakeelamanan!! Mind your own business biatch!
It is my own business if I would like to remove the loose threads of the chair in front of me and it is none of you’re business if I talk to my seatmates and take pictures even if we were all told that taking pictures during the ceremony is prohibited! Wala kasing pakeelamanan and for your info, biatch, I saw your facial reaction when I was talking to my seatmates in english, as if you’ve never heard someone speak in English before? Where are you from by the way? From the far – far away land of kapir pirwan? Nyahahaha.
And oh yeah, since this is my blog, I would like to beat the crap out of you with my rants. (Insert evil laugh here. Bwahahahaha.)
When you finally showed your face, I saw that you were wearing make up as thick as the asphalt on the road along North Luzon Express Way.
Your lips are so red that they resemble your labia after a hard core pounding.
You are so fat that when you sit down, the Igorots of Benguet province would have been able to plant their rice and have a bountiful harvest on your fat slabs.
And how long have you been wearing your gayla uniform? You must have been wearing it everyday because your bra strap is starting to show. Buy a new set of uniform na kaya? Nyahahaha.
And finally, I would like to know what brand of coffee you drink, parang hindi ka tinatablan ng caffeine ng brand mo eh. Matakot ka naman….
Sa sarili mo. nyahahaha
Mabait akong tao, lalo na pag hindi ako pinakekeelaman at di ko dapat sinabi ang mga yan, pero once na you’ve touched a nerve, and triggered my rennin, angiotensin, aldosterone system ensuing to vasoconstriction and the re-absorption of sodium and water at my distal convoluted tubules resulting to an increase in my blood pressure eh malagot kana. It was a good thing na I kept my cool and my mouth shut, and mind you, I’m a veteran when it comes to making noses bleed when I’m angry…
Nagmamahal,
Jan Michael S. Valdez RN, soon to be MSN…lolz
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August 28th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
tangina! ayoko na! dumudugo na utak ko, sumabog na din major blood vessels ko.
S/S
BP: 40/20 mmHg
temp: 15 C
RR: 60 breaths/pm
PR: 200 bpm
(+) restlessness
diaphoretic
Dyspneic with apneic episodes
seizures 1:00 duration - diazepam N/A
ANG HIRAP TALAGANG PAG ARALAN NG ECG!!! POTEK
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August 25th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Answer these questions fittingly and correctly and I will
unquestionably be awed with your brain’s neural competence.
1. How can you make a stick longer without adding (or
subtracting) anything to is original length?
2. A King has placed a large diamond at the center of a 50ft
diameter carpet. How can you get the diamond without stepping on the carpet?
3. Astronauts are having a problem while note-taking in
space. Because of the lack of gravity, the ink will not go down the tip. How
will you solve the problem?
Post a comment on my blog for your answers. The winner with
the best answer will earn a star. nyahahaha. lolz.
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August 23rd, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
A eXams
Hi
buddies! Thanks for all that is posting a comments to me I am feel so
tired! Anyway, I doesn’t had anything to make a post so I’m copy a
examinations from Teepsee’s blog to post. It is quite a funny things.
Are you single, married, or taken?
I’m mike
Are you in love at the moment?
Hmmm.. no I doesn’t thinking so….
With?
nobody dahhhh!
Have you ever had a bad relationship?
Yes, it was very bad relations. I think it is a body parts of the life
to having a bad relations once or twice. Not all relations you will
having is going to be a perfect.
How old were you when you started dating?
16
Are you unpredictable?
Yes, because I’m not predictable and nobody is predicting to me in a right way so I must be….
Do you like surprises?
Oh yes, I like to be shocking to something. I like a exciting feelings in my heart.
You think friends can become lovers?
Yes but for me maybe it is going to be feeling like a really weird things.
You think lovers can become friends?
it is all depends on how the relations of the two persons involving.
Have you ever had an ex you wanted to kill?
Yes. Hahaha but I cannot because it is a very deadly sins to do that.
How is she/he now?
i am not knowings any new about hers.
Who?
This is very weirdness for a question. Are you ask to me about the peopl who I wanting to kill? I’m so confusing to this.
What is your message for him/her?
Hi buddies. Visiting my blogs and leaving me a comments.
Have you ever been hurt?
Yah. The jellyfish was eat me you know and that’s a HURT!
Have you ever hurt anyone?
Yeah I always beating up people.
Do you forgive and forget?
Sometimes it is depend to what happening.
Is love lovelier the second time around?
I doesn’t believe in that sh!ts.
Fling or long term relationships?
I doesnt mind. Any. Because I am young still and I can enjoying myself.
Are you easy to be loved?
I’m always a lovable persons. You reading my English you are loving me already.
Are you a good friend?
yes i a good friends.
Are you sociable?
Yes I like to be social persons.
Do you try to please everyone?
It is a nature of human to try and make every other human happy but not everyone liking that or appreciated to that so …..
Do you want everyone to like you?
No. It is okay if someone is hate to me but as long as they are not try to hurting to me or kill the Inday it is okay.
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August 17th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
The unsurpassed elucidation of
the physiology and pathophysiology of diabetes mellitus from Inday, the montemayor family’s chambermaid.
Your illness is a complex metabolic derangement is characterized by
a grossly abnormal usage of fuel. the level of insulin is
inappropriately low while that of glucagon is too high relative to the
needs of the body. As in starvation, glucose utilization in your
illness is poor, but glucose is actually present in excessive amounts.
Sir, its starvation amidst plenty.
Therefore, sir, there is an inhibition in the pathways of both
glycolysis and glycogenesis. The liver attempts to generate glucose
from 2 equivalents of PYRUVATE, which is catalyzed by pyruvate
carboxylase, and uses up 2ATPs and converts it to ADP. The product
OXALOACETATE is converted to PHOSPHOENOL PYRUVATE, in a GTP mediated
reaction between the substrate and the enzyme PEP Carboxylase. PEP is
then converted to 3-PHOSPHOGLYCERATE, 1,3 BIPHOSPHOGLYCERATE, FRUCTOSE
1,6-BIPHOSPHATE, FRUCTOSE-6-PHOSPHATE, each in succession though the
enzyme phosphoglycerate kinase, then spontaneous oxidation by NADH,
then enzyme Fructose 1,6-biphosphatase, respectively. The precursor to
Glucose is now produced. The product GLUCOSE 6-PHOSPHATE underwent a
dephosphorylation reaction by the enzyme Glucose 6-phosphatase to
produce GLUCOSE, otherwise known as your Blood Sugar.
Sir, that explains the heightened level of glucose in your
bloodstream. This pathway further increases that glucose level in a
well-fed state.
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August 17th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
One of the most memorable time in my life is when I started smoking and started going out on parties and gimmicks, and started going home drunk and late.
To be straightforward, this is not really a commendable trait, I’m not proud of it because smoking and drinking and going home drunk is not very admirable for the eyes of many, most specially for my parents, who hold a slightly prominent figure in society.
I am not mortified of my vices nor am I proud of them. I know I’m just living my life at the moment, enjoying what I should have enjoyed during high school. I’m a late bloomer when it came to these things, that’s why when I was in the late stages of college life; I tried to experience them all.
My vices gave me a feeling of immense elation. It was like I’m experiencing the real world of teenagers for the first time. I feel cool every time I puff on my cigarettes and down a whole bottle of stallion in just minutes. And now I remember what I’ve told myself when I was still in high school: “I may drink but I will never smoke nor do drugs” I ate that statement many months ago, though I’ve kept my word on not doing drugs.
It’s been almost a year since I started to smoke and started drinking nonstop and going out on gimmicks. And still I remember the person who somehow influenced me to do all these things. Being with her has brought innumerable memorable experiences. Memories worthy of being stored on the neurons of my brain. Being with her almost all the time even placed me on the verge of almost falling for her. but that is not the issue here.
As time passed by, I became too comfortable with her and her friends that a day without drinking with them or playing cards with them wasn’t complete.
Being too comfortable with the people I drink and smoke with has finally taken its toll. One time, my mouth lost its control due to the unbearable amount of alcohol in my blood that has effectively numbed the inhibitory center of my brain, which resulted to unconsciously humiliating one of her friends which caused her to walk out on us. She left without leaving a word, I know what I did, I know I humiliated her, and I know what to do to make it up to her, but when I got up and decided to catch up with her and say how sorry I am for blurting out those words, she was already gone. It was 3 in the morning, she was a girl, and her house is far and it’s dangerous for a lady to travel alone.
I told her friend that I would have liked it more if she just slapped me in the face or just hit me, I would rather have that anytime, rather than having her life risked by going home alone. I can never forgive myself if something ever happened to her because of me.
I went back inside and decided to just text her, she replied and all I got was a curse. I know i deserved it. I was no longer enjoying the night, the kick of alcohol was gone and I somewhat became sober because of what happened. I decided to leave. But before I could make my exit, I humiliated myself by vomiting, good thing we were in the backyard and I was standing right beside the drainage.
From that moment on, I faltered and firmly decided to detach myself from their company for a little while and just be quiet and take another serious look at the plans I have made for my life. I am not saying that they are in the way for my future plans, I am not saying anything of that sort, but the need to separate myself from them comes from the fact that my mouth is uncontrollable when under the influence of alcohol. I cannot risk another one of them or “her” walking out again and risking her life by going home alone because of me.
Alcohol and I does not really match, alcohol cannot be a big part of my life, this is not the personality I built for myself, I don’t want to be labeled by my friends and society as an “alcoholic ass with an uncontrollable mouth that endangers the life of the people around him” I don’t want that.
As I have said earlier, I will stay away from alcohol for some time, and refocus on my plans and start renewing myself.
Detoxification stage muna ako.
text nyo naman ako pag may inuman. joke lang tong entry na to. Lolz
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August 16th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Warning muna, ayt?
This entry contains explicit content. Reader discretion is advised and an ampule of plasil is highly recommended or just keep a bucket at your side.
Naisip ko lang magkwento tungkol sa tuli.
Hahaha.
Nung grade three ako, namulat ako sa katotohanan na ang lahat ng mga kabataang lalaki ay dadaan sa isang ritwal na katakot takot bago daw makapasok sa mundo ng “tunay na mundo ng kalalakihan” kasi pag hindi ka pa tuli, makakatanggap ka lang naman ng walang kamatayang panloloko at kantyaw at tatawagin ka lang naman ng sangkatauhan na “SUPOT” kasi nga may balat pa na nakaSUPOT dyan sa “ulo” ng alaga mo. Lolz. At FYI hindi kasi ito “in” ditto sa Pilipinas kaya outcast ka pag supot ka.
So if you’re already thirty, think about it.
Hindi nagging malaking problema ang pagpapatuli sakin (kung magaling ka nahuli mo yung sarcasm jan), excited ako and yet a bit nervous because of the stories that fly around the neighborhood every summer regarding tuli. Masakit daw and they use daw a rusty kutsilyo. Nak nang! Nyahahaha. So hindi muna ako nagpatuli that summer.
When school finally started at pumasok ako na di pa tuli, nakaramdam agad ako ng peer pressure (at that age nagka peer pressure na ako. Lolz) at matinding pagka OP pag nagpapakitaan yung mga kaklase ko ng itsura ng tuli nila (sa mga lahi ni eba: normal yan sa mga kabataang lalaki) nagging honest naman ako when they asked me if I was circumcised na daw ba? Eh hindi pa nga eh, good thing hindi ako ang kaisa isang supot sa class namin non, at may kakampi ako. Nyahahaha. Nagkasawaan sa mga topics about tuli ang mga classmates kong tuli na so blah blah blah…
Summer bago ako mag grade four. Ok, ready na ako. Nabigyan ako ng option: puk pok or sa doctor daw?
Yung puk pok ganito:
Palalanguyin ka sa ilog ng hubo’t hubad and then mamang puk pok’s going to give you some guava leaves to chew on.
Mamang puk pok: “bibilang ako ng tatlo ha? Pagkatatlo papaluin ko, ok? One…”
“POK”
Mamang puk pok: “dura mo na yung bayabas dali!!!…”
Ikaw: “nalunok ko na ho…”
LOLZ…
Ako na anak mayaman ipagkakatiwala ko ang birdie ko sa isang mamang may hawak na kutsilyo na malamang eh ginamit na sa mga birdies ng nauna sayo at di pa nahugasan since the last decade? Mamaya pag tingin ko sa birdie ko, wala ng ulo at nangingisay na yung natitirang katawan? O di kaya pati “bahay jolens” eh na kutsilyo din? Ay hinde pwede! Anak mayaman ako kaya sa doctor ako nagpatuli. Lolz.
Blah blah blah…
Ako ang dad ko at ang ever dearest stage mother of the century ang kasama ko sa hospital. Nakaupo kami sa lobby at naghihintay. Kung marunong na akong magyosi that time siguro nakaubos ako ng isang kaha pero hindi. Dinaan ko sa palakad lakad at pakikialam sa kung ano anong nasa nurse station.
Sumalang na ako sa mini OR nila. Sabi ko nalang sa sarili ko, “Doctor mangtutuli sakin. Expert. At may assistant pang nurse na mejo mataba ng konti at mejo di kagandahan…ng konti.. Nyahahaha. Safe ako.”
Eto na.
Taena iba talaga pakiramdam pag kwentuhan lang. brave ka kunwari pero pag totohanan na, OMGWTFLOLZLMAO.
Nakita ko yung injection. 3cc syringe lang ang ginamit na may 1 inch needle (maliit lang yun pero kung 10 years old ka, katakot takot na yun). Di ko alam kung san itinusok, di ko alam kung pano at taena masakit!!! Then hayun, wala nang masakit, numb na ang laman laman ni birdie.
Kalikot ditto, kalikot jan, taena, gunting ditto gunting pa ulit don at hawak ni doctor ang balat ng birdie ko gamit ang forceps. Masakit yun pag walang anesthesia. Lolz
Ngayong ngayon ko lang nalaman na madami palang choices sa “cut” na gagawin yung docotr. Merong German, Russian, classic Pinoy, Cobra, at meron din yatang Banana.
Cobra? Putangina, parang gusto ko yun ah! Nanunuklaw! Nandudura!
BANANA??!!! Binabalatan bago isubo?! SUPERB!
pero ang anak ng mongrel na doctor, di sinabi yung mga yun. Kumbaga sarili nyang design ang ginawa nya. Ayus naman kinalabasan. Hehehe. APIR tayo Doc!
Natapos yung operation.
Di ako nagpalda gaya nung mga anak mahirap na nagpapatuli. Ang corny kaya pag ganon. Joke lang. Sosyal ako kaya nag shorts ako na may supporter pa pero walang brief. parang tanga kaya pag nakapalda ka tapos paika-ika ka pang maglakad. Ako di na naglakad na nakakayang, parang wala lang. normal lang. aakalain mong di ako nagpatuli.
After that may ilang araw din akong nagbubuhos ng pinakuluang dahon ng bayabas at syempre maligam gam yun. (ano ako tanga? Lolz.) may pagka high tech din yung ginamit na pantahi sa birdie ko, kasi natutunaw nalang ng basta. Or kinain na ni “one eyed snake” yung mga hibla ng sinulid. Whareva! Lolz.
After that namiss ko itsura ng pagiging supot. Lolz. Pero nakasanayan ko na din. Nabinyagan ko na nga din si birdie eh at ang name nya ay…..drum roll please…… throbbing python of love at ang nickname nya eh free willy nyahahahaha…
sabi ko nga namiss ko itsura, pero mas di katanggap tanggap kapag di ako natuli. unang una, ang mga supot, naiipon ang dumi sa loob, namumuti yun na parang white cream cheese, tawag dun ay smegma pero ang iba ang tawag don "KUPAL" nyahahaha. lolz. mas hygienic ang tuli at astig ka dito sa pilipinas pag tuli ka. kumbaga member ka ng exclusive group ng matatapang. lolz.
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August 15th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Ang kapal din naman ng mukha ko nung una kasi i enrolled for masteral even if the results of the board exam havent been released yet. nakakahiya din kasi my classmates there were key personnel of the nursing departments of hospitals and they all have something to slap me on the face, may license na sila na anytime pwede nilang ipagmayabang sa mga neophytes like me. pero good thing luck was on my side at nagkaroon ako ng ipang bi-bitch slap sa mga mukha nila pag nagkataon. lolz…joke lang naman. hehehe.
School is one of the things that i love without being hypocritical or plastic here. haha. totoo, maniwala ka man o sa hinde, eh, i missed going to classes when i graduated. nakakamiss din yung araw araw narereplenish yung baon mo so you have something to spend on yosi and alcohol and the endless gimiks. nyahaha.
When i was in college, i was never an absingero. oo, nag aabsent ako pero my absences were always valid and i always have reason not to attend class. so kahit i have a hang over and the veins on my head and temple are pulsating due to pain, and my eyes are drooping and very much sleepy, pumapasok parin ako sa classes and mga duties ko.
Now, im back to school, masteral naman ang kinakana ko, mas mahirap at mas advanced ang topics and mas madaming requirements. my classes are only every first and third saturday of the month pero hindi yan nasusunod kasi everytime ang mga nuknukan ng tamad na teachers ko sa MSN eh lagi namang absent. sa four meetings that weve had since july, weve only met once. pakingshet ba? oo. pakingshet kase kung sino pa yung teacher siya ang wala. model of GMRC ayt? lolz. they leave naman assignments and requirements pero iba parin ang may input ang teacher and there are really class discussions and lectures. nakakapagod gumising every morning just to attend class na wala naman akong dadatnan na teacher.badtrip. badtrip. lolz.
At eto pa, one of my teachers on my maternal and child subject is my old dean who had an operation to get rid of her tonsils many years ago had a speech defect, im not being mean here or anything pero he voice has become really squeaky and matinis na its hard to decipher what she’s saying. its like listening to a ghost whispering on your ears or a squirrel digging the ground to bury an acorn. lolz. pero she seems a good teacher naman.
Thats all i want to say, kung sino pa nagtuturo ngayon, they are the ones who frequently decides to not go to school, stay in bed, continue their sleep and leave their students facing nobody. or else nasa conference sila na siguro naman is important. hehehe.
NAGTATAKA KA SIGURO KUNG BAT PINGK? NURSING KASI IS FINK TALAGA ANG KULAY. LOLZ. KUNG SINO MAN NAGSABI NYAN, DI KO ALAM, WAG NANG MAKEELAM.LOLZ
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August 13th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
YAP–SALVADOR–LEATHER
ano naman kinalaman ng tatlong yan saken? wala. parang gago lang na i was able to chance their video at youtube—-leather throwing the ball at salvador’s face and yap kicking leather in the arse (nyahahaha) and then running away from the nigger’s grasping hands like a fag. nyahahaha. may issue pa na when he was running away daw eh nakangiti si ogags. and another video showed salvador doing the "finger" nyahahaha. siguro naman what leather did to salvador (throw the ball at his face) merits him that eff you. lolz lolz.
here are the links to both vids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUvuszsGGCI&feature=related —-salvador and his eff you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS7Nk5_ngcI&feature=related —– yap running. lolz
eto pa. be amazed. be overwhelmed and die laughing your ass off with this vid.
tayo ng mag lo lo low low low
httpv://youtube.com/watch?v=tbhu-006HPY
marilyn,
today is sonday now. kuya and ate will go MOA and dexter, ate said me
to go to supermarket later to buy them a ulam. i sawed muslim selling
pirate CDs and i saw and i buyed a flo -rida low songs and many more in
these. please come and bring with you nilda and marife.
tayo ng mag lo lo low low low,
xxx bonita xxx
ps
i can operate kuyas webcam all ready,
where sexy out feets.
(http://joncabron.com/2008/05/page/2/) this one’s from joncabron.com, hiram lang, nakakatawa kase. thanks for the vid kuya jon.
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August 11th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
sunday. pumasok ako sa hospital for the 3-11 shift. sa ICU ako. and everytime na andon ako eh tumatagaktak ang pawis ko sa katoxican ng mga patients at aircon sa loob. nung nasa pinto na ako ng ICU, may mga bumbs na nagaabang. di ko alam na they have a patient inside. eh di door bell ako. pinagbuksan ako nung nurse na kasama ko sa shift na yon. then (wahahahaha) tumambad sakin ang isang nakakaaliw na pangyayari sa loob ng ICU. yung ICU, it usually smells like the patients and kung minsan amoy floor sanitizer, pero that time, nak ng mongrel, amoy bumbs. nyahahaha. amoy sangatutak na bumbs! kaya pala. ah ok. sabi ko nalang sa sarili ko. may bumbs pala na naaksidente, kasama ang kanyang kapatid na motor (hula ko 5/6 yun) haha. lolz. kung ikaw ang nurse na andon, mawiwrdohan ka sa mga eksena na makikita mo! nyahahaha. ako man gusto ko ng tumawa pero kung gagawin ko yun baka mahunting ako ng mga bumbs hahabulin nila ako ng mga motor nila nyahahaha. so ayun quiet lang. tinanong ko yung batchmate ko na andon din.
mike: anong meron?
betha: mga bumbs. tinotoxic nila sarili nila. makinig ka lang. (ngiti)
mike: ok. ok.
eto kasi eksena ng mga mababangong bumbs na may angelic faces at walang kahalong sarcasm yan! wahahaha.
to be transferred via airlift yung patient to a hospital in manila, sabi ko sa sarili ko: wow, bigtaym ang mga lolo at lola mong bumbs na me amoy. nyahahahaha.the nurse on duty was calling asian and st lukes but there were no vacancy in their ICU’s so they were left with UST and UDMC. they chose UST. madaming naging problema. di ko na matandaan yung iba kasi nag busy busy-han akong kumukuha ng vital signs nung baby na nasa ICU din. then napasok sila sa topic na kung sinong doctor ang sasama sa patient. gusto nila yung attending physician. hay nako ang potakteng gayish na doctor nagumpisa nanaman ng gulo kasi antagal dumating at sabi ng mga bumbs, dinelay daw namen (by “namen” i mean lahat ng taong nasa loob ng ICU pati na siguro yung mga housekeeping eh nasali) yung pag transfer ng patient at ng flight nila na 4:00 ng hapon dapat, eh 3:30 na noon. nyahahaha. andami nila nasabi, pag namatay daw yung patient, idedemanda daw nila due to negligence and delaying tactics yung hospital. wahahahaha. sabi pa ng angelic face bumbs na amoy ibinabad sa onion concoction nyahahahahaha eh sinadya daw namen na idelay yung flight nila. wow. sa mga oras na to, umiiwas na ako sa mga bumbs at nag focus dun sa isa pang patient, vital signs ako kunware. nyahahahaha at ang napagkadisketahan eh si sir russel, yung RT, nyahahahaha. wheeee. buti nalang wala ako don. then syempre, ako pa? mawawala sa eksena? may tumawag sa phone ng ICU, sabi pababain ko na yung mga bumbs. maingay, may amoy at nakakatakot na ang mga angelic faces nila when i called for their attention and relayed what i was told over the phone. wow. nabigla ako sa authority ko as a nurse. nyahahahaha. sunod ang isang batalyong bumbs sa sinabi ko andon na daw kasi yung ambulance and the attending physician. so binaba na din yung patient, ang sumunod na tumambad na eksena eh sa ER naman, dun naman nagpuputak yung mga potakteng anak ng mongrel na mga bumbs. and the fact na may ibang patients for admission, di dapat ganon, nyahahaha. so ready lang si manong guard baka magkagulo kasi lalo pang nagiging angelic yung faces ng mga bumbs. hahahaha. whew. pagka lagay nung patient sa ambulance, siguro mga thirty minutes pa before they left, because of the doctor na gayish nyahahaha. basta may ginawang gulo si gayish doctor na ikinainit ng ulo ng mga angelic faced bumbs at ng shief of hospital. nyahahaha. biruin mo, isang maliit na process na dapat natapos agad eh lumaki ng todo?
lesson learned: wag mag aadmit ng mga demanding na bumbs. taena ako! racist amp! nyahahaha. blog ko to baket? hahahaha. wag lang to mabasa ng mga bumbs na nasa loob ng ICU non at patay ako. konektado sila kay DY at ALVAREZ. bang bang alley ang labas ko nyan. wahahahaha. pish tayo!
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August 7th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
WARNING: IF YOU DON’T LIKE READING OR HEARING THE "F" WORD, BETTER NOT READ THIS ONE! NYAHAHAHAHA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
NEVER FORGET THE WORDS OF THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE :
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where’s all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Samuel L. Jackson "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Leonidas "What fucking pit of death? Its just a fucking hole."
Christopher Columbus "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson "It’s a fucking skin condition"
Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump "You’re fucking fired!"
Paris Hilton "Fuck me."
John F Kennedy "I don’t need no fucking roof."
Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras these motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci "You call that a fucking smile?"
and our very own…
Lapu-Lapu "San galing ang mga putanginang ‘yan?!"
COPIED THIS ONE FROM SOMEONE I DON’T KNOW. TEE HEEEE….
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August 7th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
EXERPTS FROM BUHAY NI BOY BASTOS
crush ni boy si nene kaya di nya itotinitigilan ?…. sinisiko ni boy sinene
nene: mam! si boy o! sinisiko ako!
teacher: boy bastos! alam mo bang masakit ang maniko?
Boy bastos: e mam, bat pa kayo pumasok?
kumakain ng mani si boy…
boy: nene, gusto mo ng mani?
nene: ayoko, tinitigyawat ako sa mani e…
boy: ah ganon ba? ako sa mukha.
LOLZ
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August 5th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
Culture shock
Before I start this new entry, I would like to thank the
countless (countless as in count less sila kasi iilan lang sila na nagbabasa or
siguro madaming madami din, hindi lang nagiiwan ng comments nyahahaha (hmmm
umaasa?) lolz) readers and fans with special mention to ate mhelai who is my
NUMBER 1 avid and enthusiastic fan! Hahaha (oh yeah, ate mhelai, nath nath
confirmed who “Mr. Dorm” is, nangangamoy tuyo yung buong dorm kasi andun parin
pala siya nyahahahaha!)
Bat naman ako nagsusulat ng blog entry tungkol sa culture
shock? Eh kasi last Sunday, I arrived at manila to process my papers at PRC
because I am now a new RN! (naks ang yabang! nyahahaha) tapos sandamakmak na
shocking events and news and information ang natanggap ng napakatalino kong
brain as in overwhelming to the point of exhaustion! Nyahahaha.
Eto let me start.
Culture Shock # 1
Setting: streets of Metro Manila
Characters: Sea of brown colored water with pieces of mysterious
unidentified matter floating on its surface through water tension and buoyancy
(pisiks yan mga kapatid na muntik ko nang nilagpak nung hayskul hahaha)
otherwise known as “baha.” Nyahahahaha ang
haba namon. And mga bata
Story: we were traveling along maria clara street which I think
is near QC or is in QC or in sampaloc hahaha di ko alam kung saan yun, when
suddenly what kuya tikong thought to be a shallow Sea of brown colored water
with pieces of mysterious unidentified matter floating on its surface through
water tension and buoyancy turned out to be very deep and the car he was
driving almost sank! Nyahaha. Muntik kami malubog, that’s what I mean. As in
ang lalim, the Honda civic right in front of us probably had some of the tubig
baha seep inside his car. Pero hindi lang ako sa baha na-shock, nagulat ako sa
mga bata na nagtatatalon at nagdidive at nag iisnorkle sa Sea of brown colored
water with pieces of mysterious unidentified matter floating on its surface
through water tension and buoyancy, I said to myself, “shit” ang gagaling nila,
muro ami (pelikula ni cesar montano about kids catching fish blah blah blah)
Laking province ako and yet I never saw those things happen
here, I tried bathing in the rain but never bathing in a Sea of brown colored
water with pieces of mysterious unidentified matter floating on its surface
through water tension and buoyancy. Ibang klase.
Culture Shock # 2
Setting: PRC
Characters: isang bilyong katao magi sip tayo. Hahaha. Totoo.
At ako
Story: Monday. Woke up at around 6:45. I had coffee. Then another
coffee. Time: 8:00 am. Yosi. And routine morning self care. Left dorm at around
15 minutes to 9:00. raining outside. Im still feverish. Sakay on a jeepney. Arrived
at prc 2 seconds later hahaha ang bilis noh? Lolz. When I arrived at the gate,
may pila. Kala ko maikli. Ako’y nagkamali (uy that rhymes. haha) pila na umabot
pala sa morayta! Lechugas naman!
I said to myself, patience is a virtue (maraming values at
virtues na magaganda ang abang lingcod
gaya
ng pagyoyosi, at uminom ng alak hahaha) pumila nga ako. When I was finally
inside the gate! Hell broke on earth! Pucha (anon na yung term na di mahulog
yung needle kasi madaming tao?) basta madaming tao. Kung may sumabog during
that time, malamang nagka stampede. Sayang ang mga lisensya, puro ata nurses ang
nandon. Pero walang ganong nangyari. Napabulong ako ng “shit” narining ni
manong guard pero tinignan lang ako. Then may uncivilized gago na nagtutulak at
sumisiksik just to get a form from the distributor. Di ko pinansin, away to
kung sakasakali. Nakakuha din ako ng form
gaya
nung sa uncivilized gago and an action slip that I have to fill up with my
information and picture. After that I have to fall in line again at window J sa
ground floor ng PRC, I asked one guy who was in line kung which window are they
in line for, he said “J” I said “K” hahaha. Eh di sinundan ko yung line na yon,
then akalain mo, nakapulupot pala ang lechugas na line sa buong PRC! Napamura nanaman
ako sa sarili ko at syempre wala ng guard na nakarinig pero sabi ko parin “patience
is a virtue.” Masyado ng mahaba tong culture shock number 2 eto na ending:
hindi ko natapos ang processing ng papers ko, its like nagwaldas ako ng money
just to fall in line for nothing!!!! Fu*K! and the fact na nilalagnat ako? Waaa.
Balik ako mid august!
Sana
ako lang ang tao. Nyahaha.
Culture shock # 3
Setting: ADM
Characters: girls of room 5
Story: (eto maikli lang to) ang daming girls ngayon sa ADM,
madami din magaganda, tama nga sinabi ni Hesper hahahaha. Yung girls of room 5,
sila steffy yun, kimmy and some other girls that I don’t know pero ma-appeal, hahaha,
sasabihin nanaman ni ate mhelai na she can smell tuyoooo nyahahaha.
Culture Shock # 4
Setting: ADM
Characters: Ged and Charm and ako. haha
Story: charm talking to Ged: halika nga ditto pag kinakausap
kita!! (ahm, hindi ako nakikinig sa mga usapan ng ibang tao, sadyang nasa tapat
ng pinto yung bed ko kaya narinig ko at talaga naming malakas pagkakasabi ni
charm. Defensive mode. Totoo! Iba ang nakikinig sa narinig lang nyahahaha) ano naming
nakaka culture shock don sa sinabi ni charm? Eto, akala ko kasi si Charm mas
bata kay Ged, parang I wondered how come someone younger can to talk to his
older brother that way. Then I found out later (from Hesper haha andaming info galling
kay hesper ah?) that charm was a year older pala than Ged. Ok. Tuldok.
Culture Shock # 5
Setting: ADM
Characters: kuya Eric, Hesper, Jojo, Aaron aka tesma, Mikey, Ged and
I at ang mahiwagang P1750 haha.
Story: boys night in. boys night in kasi sa loob lang kami ng
room 1 nag inuman na ang pasimuno eh si kuya eric na ako naman ang pinaka unang
pumayag hahaha. Eh di boys talk, P1750 daw sa labas ng Grand Inihaw na may
sister company daw na nagbebenta ng P1750. nagets mo? Ako syempre OO hahaha. What
is talked about at room 1 stays in room 1. Lols.
Culture shock # 6
Setting: ADM sa may lobby
Characters: some person na paalis na sa dorm (di ko
memention kung sino siya o anong gender nya. O clue nay an hahaha)
Story: mikey, twilight, kuya eric and I was watching
something on tv when someone arrived. Matangkad, maputi, (yan lang ang
description) kinawayan niya si twilight na parang…….. then natawa ako (sa
sarili ko lang) then I asked mikey kung siya nga ba yung sinasabi niya last
summer na…………. na kim was defending na hindi daw……. Hahaha magulo? Oo, I intend
to make this part magulo para wala makagets, mahirap na nasa friendster list ko
yun, mahirap ng magkaroon ng kaaway na di ko naman kilala. Hahaha. So ayun,
etong si lokong kuya eric, may binulong kay manong taxi driver na parang ganito
“kuya pagpasensyahan mo na yung sakay mo, mejo may pagka………” yun lang narinig
ko. Again, hindi ako nakikinig sa mga usapan basta pumasok nalang yun sa tenga
ko. Tapos after saying that to the manong taxi driver, natawa si kuya eric ako
din natawa, APIR, parang nagets ko nga kung ano yung binulong ni kuya eric
hahaha. Nagtataka lang ako, bat ganon, masyadong……………….kala ko…………..hahahaha………….end
Culture Shock # 7
Setting: ADM room 1
Characters: Aaron and I
Story: after falling in line at PRC, my fever went back, so I
have to take another tablet of myremol to reduce my temperature, tapos
sinabayan ko na din ng rest and sleep, after a while nagising ako pero din a ako
gumalaw (naka right side lying position ako, away from the light) then may
dumating, KABLAG sabi nung pintuan, nagulat ako pero hinayaan ko lang, tapos I tried
to go back to sleep, nakatulog ako pero mababaw, then suddenly narinig ko si
Aaron na kumakanta, gulat ako na gusto kong tumawa (kung kakilala ko na non pa
si Aaron nahulog siguro ako sa double deck kakatawa.
Para
siyang sinasaniban ng demonyo while singing! Shet. Eh di naka move on na ako so
tulog ulit, eh I have fever nga and the myremol is making me sweat, so I have
to turn the ceiling fan on, hayun after 5 minutes ata, natuyuan ako so I have
to change my shirt na, bumaba ako, nagpalit, then I saw my prc form and I decided
to reread the procedures at the back, nagulat nalang ako may sumigaw “TAAANG
EEEEENNAAA A ANG LAAAMEEEEG” tumayo si
Aaron para sana patayin yung ceiling fan eh nakita nya ata ako na nagbabasa di na
niya pinatay, nahiya siguro hahahaha. Eh di bumalik siya sa
kama
.
Ako naman, gusto ko ng humalak hak
langya! Kaya yun pinatay ko yung ceiling fan at lumabas nalang.
Para
nga akong tanga eh, nasa labas pangiti ngiti hahaha.
Tanginang encounter na yan ay Aaron! Nakakaloko na nakakatawa. Bumula bibig ko!
Tang eenna ang lammeeeg!! Hahahaha. Ayus!
kung umabot ka sa part na to ng entry na ko, salamat, interesado ka talaga sa laman ng utak kong matalino pero walang kwenta ang mga pinagsasabi, gaya neto. lolz
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July 24th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
last night (july 24, 2008) was the weirdest yet one of my happiest moments! after months of tortured waiting, sleepless nights and praying, finally they released the results of the june 2008 NLE. and incredulously, i passed! i was like on a panic mode to look for my name, pero my damn internet connection was toying with me! lechugas! my anxiety rising to an even higher level, then i started recieving text messages that i passed, even showing evidence that i really passed by texting me my sequence number, my sisters were calling confirming that i really did pass. whew! it was the weirdest night because instead of jumping up and down, hugging the people around me and shouting my lungs out because of joy and immense euphoria (that was my planned reaction if ever i passed) instead, i was sitting on a corner of my room, crying like a baby! hahahaha! my mom was laughing, i was speechless, all i was able to do was cry!! hahaha! it took me a few minutes to absorb it all in! sigh… but i was really looking for concrete evidence that i really made it. i needed to see the results personally, cos all those people telling me that i passed would have been a very bad joke and that i’d kill them if what they were telling me wasn’t true! pero i saw it din. finally, a big sigh of relief.
haba ng speech!
ahm, i’d like to thank all my sponsors, lolz
mom and dad for paying for my dorm and review center, and for giving me a big allowance. hahaha
my clinical instructors who gave me a strong foundation with my nursing education, colleagues na tayo. tabla tabla na to. lolz kidding
ADM and all the people who live there!ate susan for the prayers, beth beth for the well cooked hard boiled eggs, tocino, baloney, hotdogs, baloney, ham, bangus, baloney. haha
starbucks sm manila branch, for their coffee that kept me awake everyday at my review center.
gapuz review center, na walang leakage! promise! wala!
don mariano memorial high school sa may santa ana, manila, corazon aquino building room 202 that has only 2 electric fans na hindi naman ako inaabot.
yellow cab pizza new york’s finest! for all the calories and fats and energy that i needed to be up during my review.
sa mga fx that transported me safely.
manong taxi drayber na binayaran ko ng malaki para lang isakay ako para lang di ma late! (alam ko number ng plaka mo, report kita manong)
sa mga yosi ni mang omar, which helped me save money, cos hes our supplier!
nescafe coffee, na kasabay ng yosi, for keeping me up with your caffeine.
saint jude church, saint claire, ust church, saint james parish. all the angels and saints that helped made this a reality and offcourse to almighty God.
thank you so much
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July 23rd, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
new labtims are forming at the place i learned to love last summer. wanna know who they are?
ok…
hahaha…
reveal ko na…
the biggest labtim so far is ate mhelai and the mysterious “Mr. Dorm” hahaha na ginagawang issue ng mga seamanloloko and off course nakisawsaw ako. hahaha. lol
then kim and “you know who” pero i don’t have any idea who “you know who” is, just his name.
Nath Nath and “rubic’s cube” guy. umalis nga lang siya without leaving word… hahaha typical talaga yan kay andro. ney nasabi ko kung sino. hahaha. well, alam naman na ng lahat eh! lol. hahaha
and ate mhelai’s also making chismax about me and “S” hahahaha. pati k “M” (”M” as in Melanie? hahahaha) big grin. haha
while tina used to tease me to “K” hahaha.a
but the funniest and weird as hell match up is between jomar and kuya ferdie!! hahahaha. ui kuya ferdie(one look and i knew iba na, malagkit dumikit ang tingin ng mata…) hahahha
peace jomar!
aymmissingyuguys!
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July 14th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
PARENTAL GUIDANCE: NOT FOR KIDS. if you’re of age, proceed, if not, read on parin. pero be warned, may pagka perve to. hahaha. i just thought they were funny!
With due respect to Robert Frost, I wrote this parody to extentuate consequences in the choices we make
The Man Not Taken
Two men sprawled in bed looking good,
Sorry I could not keep them both.
Being one woman, long I stood
And checked out one as far as I could
Estimating his financial growth.
Then took the other with balding hair
And having perhaps a little shame
Because he was skinny, no muscles to bare
Though as for that the time spent there
Had proven their sexuality about the same.
And both that morning equally lay
in sheets so silky smooth and black.
Oh, I reserved the first for another day.
Yet knowing a good time goes a long way,
I doubted if he would ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a cry,
Somewhere nine months hither and hence.
Two men sprawled in bed,
and I,
I chose the one who told the vasectomy lie.
I wish I had known the difference!
A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered “will it hurt me?”
“Of course not” answered he
“It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.”
She said “I’m very frightened,
I’ve not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.”
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
“Calm
yourself” he whispered
“His face filled with a grin
“Try and open wider
So I can get it in.”
“It’s coming now” he whispered
“I know” she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said “I am glad I’m having this.”
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said “I’m glad I came now
You made it worth my while.”
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It’s just your dirty mind!!
Pickles Are Green
Roses are red
pickles are green
I love your legs
and what’s in between
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass!!!!
I Am Just A Normal Guy But
All My Dreams Are Kinky
I’m just a normal guy,
just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks,
& that’s how they raised me
I don’t understand it,
it’s to normal things I’m geared
By day my life is sane,
but at night my dreams are weird
I’m just a normal fella
who goes off to work each day
I do my job, lunch with my mates,
each week collect my pay
But in the night I dread the bed,
each night is just the same
Cause all my dreams are kinky,
one overnight sick game.
I’m dressed in a G-string tied in a bow
There’s a chicken in a garter belt, Oh God no!
Birds fly by and wolf whistle overhead
Don’t roll over there’s a roo in the bed …
15 Strippers all in a row
All with bra-straps ready to blow
One pretty lady dancin’ in my lap
Don’t you touch or you’ll get a nasty slap.
I’m just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that’s how they raised me
I think one day when I was small, Ma dropped me in the sink
By day I’m just a normal sod, by all my dreams are kinked
I’d like to have a girlfriend, but it just never does work out
We get on fine until they find what my night dreams are about
Then they drop me like a stone, they say they can’t compete
With nude three-breasted women with vibrators on their feet
Hippos in tutus, hot oil & cream
Chains and whips all to make me scream
Lizards & snakes all in strange places
They’re gettin’ it on & making lewd faces
When dreaming the nightclubs everywhere
Are chock full of animals in underwear
Teddy Bears in teddies, wombats in hot pants
All we need now is a couple thousand ants
I’m just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that’s how they raised me
My life could be near perfect, my life could be real fun
If only when I slept the chorus girls weren’t dressed like nuns
I went to see a famous shrink, to straighten out my head
I told him if I can’t get fixed I might as well be dead
He laid me down & said “tell me of your erotic dreams”
I said “One feather is erotic, not whole chickens soaked in cream!”
There are female wrestlers all covered in jelly
Exotic dancers doing things with their bellies
A cute sexy lady, covered in mud
Whispers in my ear with the voice of Elmer Fudd
There are strong males strippers with bricks in their jocks
With all those square corners they couldn’t be socks
This stuff all around me is one kinky dream
Whatever you imagine I’m sure to have a theme
I guess it is my lot to life, can’t beat it so I’ll join
I suppose that they are only dreams they don’t even cost a coin
So if at night you happen to hear me in my sleep
Just think, “that lucky bugger, is dancing naked tending sheep.”
I’m just a normal guy, just as plain as one can be.
My Mum & Dad were average folks, & that’s how they raised me
I don’t under stand it, it’s to normal things I’m geared
By day my life is sane, but at night my dreams are weird
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July 5th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
mabait akong tao..
hindi ko sasabihin sayo na
"ang mukha mo ay mukhang binagsakan ng sandaang bulalakaw"
hinding hindi kita lalaitin…
hindi ko sasabihin sayo na
"hulog ka ng langit…face first"
hindi ko sasabihin sayo na
"mukha kang ipinaglihi sa basura"
hindi ako mapanghusga…
kasi mabait ako…
"halata
naman sa itsura mo na may LBM ang nanay mo nang inire ka nya…hindi ka lang naiflush ng mabuti"
mapagbiro lang talaga ang tadhana…
at ikaw ang pinag initan…
lolz
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June 7th, 2008 by janmihaelvaldez
coffee can bring old friends together, but pizza (especially if its from yellow cab - square cut new york’s finest P710 hehehe) can form new friendships and relationships. my stay at Assuncion De Manila (ADM - thats my dormitory when i was reviewing for the local board)has been one of the best! i met new friends while sharing slices of pizza from either shakey’s or yellow cab (talaga dapat may emphasis on where the pizza was delivered from) with people i have just met. they were very nice to me and i think i was also nice to them, the reciprocity of friendship from one another was overwhelming, it was very easy to get along with those kids, i enjoyed their company so much that i didn’t want to go back to santiago. hehehe.
when i arrived at ADM, i missed my bed so much that i wasnt able to sleep for a few days, i have a queen sized bed back at home and my bed at ADM was puny compared to it but now ive grown fonder of that little bed, even though there’s someone sleeping on top of it (its a double decker kasi) who keeps on waking me up every time he moves or turns, i also do the same to kuya arnold hahaha. and even though there was a menace inside room 1 - FERDIE the ass- everything was quite ok. aside from my bed, i also missed my mom’s cooking, my tv, my pets, my own remote, my couch, etc etc. but as i was able to adjust to the environment at ADM, i started to feel more “at home”
what made my stay at ADM special was it was there where i celebrated my 21st birthday! they even surprised me and gave me a small birthday cake at exactly 12:00 am! imagine! i never had that from my friends here in santiago (not that im comparing hehehe)… they were so thoughtful. and off course there were the inuman sessions with the gang! the beer, the mani, the tequila, the lechon, the yosi, the laughter, the spin the bottle, (nath broke a san mig bottle and kuya eric’s “milk glass” hahaha (OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAH)), and the review after that. the last full show at gateway (ironman) and the picture takings using nath’s camera (OMG!) hahaha.
then there were my friends (try ko isa isahin)
there were the two girls from La Union, May and Monette, now CPA’s, im proud of those two gals, and they were really really nice to me too, i remember the first time i met them at breakfast, they were so social that we became friends at that instant.
and theres ate mhelai, whom i thought at first was suplada, who turned to be a really nice person, sociable and easy to get along with
pwede ko ba makalimutan si nat nat? OH MY GOD? hahaha) nat nat youre so conyo talaga! hahahaha OMG OMG OMG
kimmy!
she always greets me when i return from my review. she was so funny when she got drunk during my birthday celebration at ADM. hahaha. i even took her to their room along with steff and jelly (i think? hahaha.) i was awestruck when she and jelly went out to party, (a day after jelly’s birthday)she was so dazzling - that was a jaw dropping experience for me! hahaha. sweet girl from FEU, kimmy.
add up ate carla, who i thought was also snobbish, again turned out as one of my good friends at ADM, she always sits at the lobbly with her kaplan book and pink and green markers. hehehe.
ate tina
i found her to be similar to ate mhelai, in some ways, hehehe. again i thought she was snobbish but as usual, they all turned out to be cool and nice persons. the architect from batangas, shes sexy and alluring hihihihihi. too bad i only got along with her during my last few days at ADM. nagtext nga siya sakin while i was typing this entry, si piggy daw nakatingin kay pooh ng matagal………yun yung text. hahahaha
jelly bee,
ay si jelly bee, she treated us at shakey’s during her birthday, parang bata, hahaha, as in complete with parlor games and a banner. it was fun and i appreciate her for her treat! that was the first time i saw a table size pizza! thanks to her i laid my eyes into one! thanks to that party, i met some of the other girls of ADM, hehehe (oh nat, shut up, youre the only one who knows what im talking about. hahaha)
steffy, nursing student of FEU, again i thought she was suplada but again turned to be ok, too bad we only started talking to each other after jelly’s birthday, hehehe
ate gema
she gave me a gift on my birthday, it was so thoughtful of her, you can call her a hot mom because shes still beautiful and still has that vody hehehe after bearing several kids (ate gems, complement po to hehehe)
ate april
i never got to talk to her much but she was also nice, her father died before she took the board exam, there were times that i wish i could have emphatized with her but i never found time.
and sige payag, pati si beth beth (magiinquire ka? hahahaha) taga luto ng breakfast ko yang si beth beth, mageenroll daw siya sa DLSU ng 28 units! oha panalo! hahaha
and off course there were my roommates at room 1
to start off,
joemar, rich kid from Dagupan, we were the first to arrive at room 1 that summer, although mikey was the only regular around. he was a kinda (kinda lang kasi loko din to)serious guy whom i also got along with easily, pano kami lang naman magkasama sa room 1 for a few weeks before mikey arrived so we really didnt have any choice hahaha. all in all, jomar was nice, the problem was, he changed when his friends arrived (no need to mention their names here) before he left, i went to starbucks, sinadya ko yun kasi i really dont like his friends. parang in celebration na din na wala na sila! hahahaha bitter! pano ba naman xe, even if someone was already sleeping, they would continue to talk and talk and talk! insensitive to the needs of the others around, so much like ferdie (whose their friend hahahahaha). pero all in all, i really don’t have anything against joemar, his nice and fun to be around but his friends……….never mind. i don’t have anything against them either, just the noise they make. PEACE!!
then mikey arrived.i had a hunch that he was a member of a fraternity, because i saw a baseball bat on top of his bed hehe.when he arrived i felt some angst from his personality, knowing that i was older than him, i thought i deserved to be called “kuya” or something. but jsut like the others, mikey turned out to be ok. “congressman” as kuya ericson calls him. he was one of the pioneers of the “pizza nights” at ADM. he was opinionated but unlike ferdie whose opinions were pointless and irrational at times (di ako galit kay kuya ferdie (di naman halata) im just using him for comparison. haha) cool guy from MIT, mikey!
then there was androe (oh nath nath! i bet mag memessage ka sakin if ever you saw this post hahahaha OMG!) silent kid from laoag, if you want to know more about this kid, you can ask nath, she’ll give you everything that she knows about androe hahahaha. but to be fair to androe….
sabi ni monette, and i quote “pinagbuksan ko siya ng pinto tapos di manlang nag thank you, dire diretso nalang siya sa room” thats typical of androe, mahiyain daw kasi thats why he doesnt talk much. rubic’s cube master (just like me ehem ehem hahaha) his hair is dyed a shade of red or something (ask nath for the full detail) at kayosihan ko siya sa labas ng ADM.
then another andrew arrived. hesper andrew.
taga makati, sabi ni nath, and again, i quote “simpleng malandi” hahahaha. vain. pero i love his shirts, mapoporma kase. mahilig sa pizza at mahilig mag post in front of the camera.
then the seamen came hahahaha (got it? seamen semen hahaha)
mang omar and kuya eric. (shall i include ferdie? ill think about it as i get along writing this blog)
mang omar
supplier ng yosi sa room 1 hahahaha. he instructed us to just get cigarettes if ever we wanted some. hahahaha. astig! so kung gusto mo makatipid, hingi ka lang sakanya. hahaha.
kuya eric
nye! joke joke joke. nye. hahahaha
sabi ni monette sakanya, and i quote “kung magjojoke ka kasi kuya, sabihan mo muna kami na joke yun para tumawa kami” hahahaha. drinks a lot of milk and addict sa coke zero. kuya diabetes aabutin mo nyan. its not an assurance na “zero” sugar yung iniinom mo. NYE!!
and sige pagbigyan si kuya ferdie
ano bang magandang sabihin sakanya? wag nalang. i might be charged of libel if i talk about him hahahaha. i better not talk. tama na yung hints above about his personality.
all in all, these people made my stay at ADM enjoyable and unforgettable. will i ever see them again? i do hope so. thanks guys!
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June 26th, 2007 by janmihaelvaldez
hahaha…i just lost the recently conducted SNO(student nurse’s organization) elections…im not happy about it neither am i sad, dont know why… but i do have some regrets, though. you see, my party mates offered me the position of assistant treasur, the moment that position was offered to me, i knew i would’nt be happy. want to know why? because in the end, i lost!… you see, i was aspiring to become the external or the internal governor of SNO, yet i wasnt offered that position, both parties, instead,chose to offer the position to neophytes and ambiguous individuals!! hahahaha, not that im being mean here but honestly, they could have offered me a higher position! damn i have been an sno officer for three straight years! this year could have been my fourth year as an officer, yun nga lang natalo ako! hahahaha…ok this is what i really feel: i am disappointed that i lost because i ran in a low position and that was all my party mates can offer me!! i would have been happy (even if i lost the election) if i chose to ran for the position that i really wanted! kasi manalo matalo, at least i would have been brave and really followed what i really want and wasnt dictated by some person!!!
in the end, i have learned a really important lesson, never let anyone dictate you and your decisions! especially if its what you really want!! there goes an award for graduation!!! hahahaha just kidding! i dont serve my college because i aspire those shitty awards and medals!! but frankly, a little recognition would be nice right? hehe…
pero la na ako magagawa!! i blew my last shot for service to my college!! regrets!! damn i hate regrets!!
heres another thought: the moment i learned of the news that i lost, i told myself “bahala kayu jan ngayun!! kayo magpakapuyat gabi gabi sa trabaho nyo” (nagtatampo? nyahahaha, hindi ah!!) hahaha… but then i told myself (again) sayang naman, kawawa kayo pag wala ako (yabang? hahahahaha) kaya pag kailangan nyo ako, sige magpuyat tayo! tulong ako gawa ng costume and props and the float and all that during the foundation day! kahit gang dun nalang service ko!!!!
by the time that i have finished putting my thoughts into writing, ayos na ako! i just need to release it!!
if ever youve reached this part of my blog post, hmmm, salamat nagbabasa ka pala, at interasado ka sa mga iniisip ko nyahahahaha,
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